Don't Hassel the Hoff Likes

What the hell are you waiting for, get your ass down here!

Somebody attempts to beat an amazingly difficult Mario game. With commentary.

What? She said sparkling wiggles. What did you think she said?

Ever wondered what would happen if Gilbert and Sullivan wrote popular 90's rap songs? We think, it would go a little something, like this:

Millions of Americans die every year from cooties. Ask your doctor today about what circle circle dot dot can do for you.

One never knows when a Hamburglar is afoot. You better just stay alert at all times, just in case.

This is both a great way to beat the traffic and a fantastic way to block a field goal.

Hyper-inflation in the magical kingdom has renderred these coins practically useless.