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A Thanksgiving special for anyone that grew up with Nickelodeon.

Beware of adorable, homicidal lamps.

Even PETA admitted it was funny while they filing a lawsuit against his owner.

Andy Samberg refuses to play "The Hanukkah Song."

He'll have to dance for 18 more hours if he wants burn off that butter.

Now I'm scared to talk to them for two reasons. Because they're hot, and because they're more talented than me.

Is there anything he CAN do?

Yes but can you turn blue? Oh. You can. Cool, cool.

He's no longer scared of the dentist, but he's terrified of the like, meaninglessness of life and stuff.

I guess he prefers Sting's earlier work? This is Bill O'Reilly from an old episode of Inside Edition, confirming his hair has always looked as awesome as it does now. He should hang out with Sue Simmons.

Is there anything he CAN do?

From the vault... CollegeHumor's epic frat party music video.

Put a blindfold on an overweight woman and make her run on a field in front of thousands of fans. The comedy writes itself.

The worst part is the contestants receive the questions ahead of time.

Is there anything cuter than tiny ninjas?

This is Blackalicious' music video and lyrics sheet all in one.

Andy Samberg refuses to play "The Hanukkah Song."

Showalter and Wain talk about Wain's directing career and explosive shits.

A rare glimpse of the new gyroball in action.

Legends of the Hidden G-Spot.