The Life of a Shot Glass

Iwas born in China with many other shot glasses. We didn't have much time to get to know each other because we were all shipped overseas soon after birth. I moved to a nice location in a Times Square souvenir shop. I lived across from the...

Making the Perfect Schedule

1. Get a friend who's registration date is before yours to save you seats in as many classes as possible.2. When it's your turn to register, add all classes of interest.3. Check Ratemyprofessor.com and drop all the ones with bad teachers.4....

Things I Think About While Walking Around in 100 Degree Weather

"No amount of water can replenish all that I am sweating right now." "Clothes were a mistake." "Maybe the skin cancer will take my life...right now. No? Damn." "You think there might really be a pool on the roof of the school?" "Is that a water...

Blogger's Blasphemous Rants

I started reading the bible yesterday. Random, I know, but it's something I've always wanted to do. And I gotta say, that is one crafty piece of literature, a little convoluted at times, but mostly really fun. Anyway I wanna take a moment to talk...

Back to School Tips

Ah, the summer. All sun and games. No responsibility and no school. By now you're probably already sick of your parents and your job as a camp counselor which is lucky for you, because school is just around the corner. And now that summer is...

Might As Well Be

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