my computer broke a week ago and it just got fixed, so maybe someone can explain why it's posting everything twice? Either that, or you can call me an ignorant fag.
Last year i failed to receive any of the 437 listed on my Chistmas letter. I can only conclude that your employees are a bunch of woefully underpaid temps. Please take better care of my list THIS Christmas.
you got written up for 'theft' for stealing forks from the dining hall? Dude, i could host a banquet and not have to worry about silverware with all the stuff i've grabbed from there.