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3 weeks agoTechno Church Party
"Dance harder, the Lord can't feel our beat yet."
view in contextjake August 18, 2008
AP-
"Scientists are baffled by the sudden emergence of mass seizures affecting church groups in the South. One expert said that he believes the phenomenon was due to a relatively unknown condition called crazyassbastardsism which he claimed was a type of psychosis that affected primarily those who ate bad communion wafers..."
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1 month agoSelf Defense for Dorks
These moves are perfect for protecting yourself without earning anyone's respect.
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1 month agoBasketball Hoop Backflip
This guy will do anything for a red bull. I'm serious, he has a problem. It would be heartbreaking if he weren't so agile.
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3 months agoStealing From Girl Scouts
As long as they spend the money on hotter clothes and blingin' cell phones, are they really so wrong?
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4 months agoOprah Audience Goes Crazy Over "Favorite Things"
Oprah Winfrey announces her gift giveaway to 300 women who would later hang themselves, driven to suicide by the crushing weight of normal, everyday happiness.
view in contextjake May 19, 2008
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4 months agoBlocktical Illusion
WhaaaAAAAAAAA?!?!?t are the cerebral principals behind this visual phenomenon, I wonder?
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5 months agoModel Skirt Slip
Skirts are SO last Fall.
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5 months agoThe Longest Fart
Like "The Longest Yard" but with a fart instead of Burt Reynolds.
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5 months agoOrgasmic Macbook Pro Unboxing
Aw Jeez... 15 inches... so strong... so fast...
view in contextjake March 28, 2008
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5 months agoBackyard Raver
For symmetry he mows the grass at the dance club.
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5 months agoClowns Help the Elderly
This video successfully covers every major phobia there is.
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6 months agoFive Facts About Me
Chris from Cutman Films was tagged in a game of VLOG tag and asked to explain five facts about himself.
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6 months agoAwful Video Company
Available for all occasions. Wanted for none.
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6 months agoAgnostic Bar Mitzvah Speech
He's actually reading from a very obscure part of the Torah.
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6 months agoHillary Clinton's Darkest Fantasy
Here's to putting the "lick" back in poLICKtics.
From Michael Stevens at University of Chicagoview in contextjake February 28, 2008
The idea of higher taxes, free healthcare, and surrendering Iraq makes me ...........................so f&^% horny!!!! -
7 months agoMario Parkour
It's almost as if Mario is Neo, and the Mushroom Kingdom is his Matrix.
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7 months agoCensored Count
Why are they still censoring this guy? Kids need to grow up eventually.
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9 months agoSky is Falling!
It's like God got drunk and started harassing humans.
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9 months agoNo No No
Is Shia LaBeouf a good actor?
view in contextjake December 10, 2007
only if that means that you like sucking dick...for those of us who are straight it means that it was good -
9 months agoPart of your World
Nick Patera is back with another Disney love ballad. And just to answer the obvious questions: Yes, he's really singing, and he got that hat at J.Crew.
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