Totally true and not-at-all-made-up story: In the Fall of 2001, I did a semester at UGA and took the now infamous "Coaching Principles and Strategies of Basketball". Unfortunately, I failed the class, and had to resume my career as a high school sophomore.
I recently found these excerpts from my final (and only) exam. Looking back, I still can't figure out why Coach Harrick flunked me...
 | Wow, this actually feels nice. I could see this maybe going somewhere. But more importantly, if I’m really quiet I think I can stick it in again while she’s still sleeping. |
 | God dammit. I KNEW I shouldn’t have ignored the fact that she had more armpit hair than me. Or that half-formed ballsac. |
 | Ohhh crap. Oh crap oh crap oh crap. I can’t believe I used the ‘let’s be more than just friends’ line to get laid. Or the ‘you understand me better than anyone else’ line. Or the ‘I want you to be my girlfriend after this’ line. |
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