There's an elf behind the curtain sucking her toes.

I'm not bad, I'm just dressed that way.

He was tapping his foot so hard I had to kiss him

Unfortunately you can't see it in this picture, but he had his pants down as part of his costume

I can't help it, I'm drawn that way

Convertible, Mexican style

Honk!

"I had to take it myspace-style, but at least it's not a pink santa outfit."