"So with Sony and Nintendo both launching new consoles I began to worry that people might lose...
In case yesterday's Paris Hilton movie wasn't uplifting enough.
If you're watching this and in your twenties, don't worry. You aren't famous.
Picnicface's energy drink will blow your mind AGAIN!
Larry "the Sledge" Rosen will sue himself on behalf of you and win!
In the future, vending machines like this will be everywhere.