I would like to stick my dick in you (A love story)

Romance is a beautiful thing. Alexander the Poet is filled with romance... and Gatorade.

Picnicface: Powerthirst 2

Picnicface's energy drink will blow your mind AGAIN!

Picnicface: Lawyers

Larry "the Sledge" Rosen will sue himself on behalf of you and win!

"At a Sony Online party for CES I had a chance to take my own 'That guy' picture. Guess who I am."

The Destructoid robot on the loose at the Adult Entertainment Expo.

Clean Kitty

In the future, vending machines like this will be everywhere.

Sick Throw

This guy pukes, throws a touchdown, then pukes again. If you're allergic to winning, maybe football is not for you.

She's Bringing Xbox Sexy Back

"So with Sony and Nintendo both launching new consoles I began to worry that people might lose sight of their good old XBOX's. Does nobody remember Ground Zero? Where is the Love?"

Congratulations Paris Hilton! It takes a special kind of socialite to never do anything, but still be hated across cultures.

If you can find a store that beats our prices, we'll be very very surprised!

Thank you for the warning.

They see me sinnin', they prayin'...

I thought there were no black people on Seinfeld.

I know It's a little late for Halloween pictures...

But this is the picture my sister in law sent me and the ENTIRE family of my niece and nephew. She didn't notice that my brother in the background. Is a hairy butt considered "r rated?"

Let it Ride

If he were a real baller he'd put it all on a single number.

The Wii Lebowski

Fuck it dude, let's play Wii.

Ohio State!!!

To be fair, Ohio State did win the game.

Mustache

He's making a mockery of this people's court.

Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part 2

CollegeHumor returns to the lives of the Street Fighter characters 1 day later. But, like, 1 day later than 10 years later or whatever.

Can you blame him?