Matt Olson Likes

"For the last fucking time dude, can I borrow a DVD?!"

Hold on...Did you just eat peanut butter? Gross.

Breasts, the ultimate pocket.

Wii Sports, truly the greatest game of all time.

Marissa Miller sleeps naked, do you?

Someone get Marissa Miller an ipod shuffle.

The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller.

Summer called. He said "Everybody get the fuck ready, I'm coming," and hung up.

If this isn't Jessica Simpson, it should be.

I've been to Paris and seen the Eiffel Tower - this picture is a million times better.

"This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system."

"From Argentina with love."

The girls want to be with the girls.

"We talked our girlfriends into making out with each other,and they totally forgot about us!!!!!!"

BLIZZAM!

ZAMMO!

That's a very lucky turquoise blob.

The bikini competition is Brazil's national sport.

The weakest Christmas tie in of any Deck the Gals yet. Come on, just fuzz?