I think I'm pretty cool. You'd probably think so too.
To the three of you reading this who are NHL fans, and specifically New York Rangers fans, you might recognize me as Bobby Granger, a character I played on TV.
Full time, I'm a writer for Nickelodeon Advertising. But I come here to talk about boobs and butts, because I can't do that in my work projects.
And no, I can't bring You Can't Do That on Television back.
But don't think for one second that I'm not trying.