I'm not really sure why I'm writing this, maybe I'm still in shock of what happened yesterday, maybe I just think it needs to be told. Either way, it doesn't really matter.

Last night I went out with a couple of my friends to the bar. Finals are coming up so I decided not to drink that much. After a couple hours of fighting over which Scrubs episode is the best, I went over to my girlfriend's apartment just after midnight.

She sat in her bedroom wearing pajamas, while writing an e-mail to her mom. After a couple of minutes, she got up and ran downstairs. I took the opportunity to check my e-mail. I realized that she was in the bathroom because I could hear the sink turn on for a second.

When I was done replying to an e-mail from my Dad, I ran downstairs, came up behind my girlfriend, kissed her on the neck, and told her that I really needed to pee.

"Go ahead," she said smiling.

I don't think I've ever seen a mother favor one son over the other as much as Mrs. Chase does. She seems to rip on Drama the same way that the rest of Hollywood does. I loved the welcome home sign with Vince's name in huge letters and Drama's in tiny letters under it. I guess the people on Queens Blvd only miss childhood friends based on their success, nobody cared about Turtle being back and E's family wasn't even existent. Below was my favorite dialogue between Drama and Mrs. Chase:

"Drama get the hell out of my kitchen!"
"But ma! I'm making Frittatas!"
"I'm worried about your brother and need to stay busy"

There wasn't too much Ari in this episode but Drama more than made up for it. He's finally starting to notice he's on the bottom of the crew, now that E is a Hollywood manager and Turtle is dating Jamie Lynn Siegler. How about that awkward phone sex scene? And how about Turtle's mother? She looks more like a Turtle than he does! Memories of George Costanza and his mother are coming back when watching this episode of Entourage. The funny part is, that George lived in Queens too and is about the same build as Turtle. Maybe if Turtle discovers anymore rappers, he could start his own label. He will call it Vandelay Records. Anyone excited for Entourage: The Later Years?

(iPhone is hanging out by himself. Blackberry enters.)

Blackberry: Oh, iPhone! Hey! What's going on?
iPhone: (takes out his headphones) What?
Blackberry: Oh, I just...I said hey.
iPhone: Hey. (puts his headphones back in)
Blackberry: Sooooo. You got music on there? That's pretty chill, pretty chillax. I do email too, though, so. You don't have that on me! HA!
iPhone: (takes his headphones out) I'm sorry, were you talking?
Blackberry: Nah. Just...talking.
iPhone: Listen, I don't even want to be here.
Blackberry: Yeah I mean, pshhh, me neither.

(Verizon Chocolate enters.)

Chocolate: Yo Yo. What up, chillen?
iPhone: Hey Choc. What's crackin' baby?
Blackberry: Oh...he-hey Chocolate.
Chocolate: What's wrong, B-berry? You of all people should be cool wit me.
Blackberry: It's just a name, Chocolate.
Chocolate: And this is just a FIST! (he lunges at Blackberry, and playfully puts him in a headlock) Oh B-Bear, I'm just playing. Just like old times!
Blackberry: I'm not THAT old.

(enter Boost Mobile Phone)

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