When I was seven years old, I thought that my friend's dog wanted to conga dance with me. Turns out he was humping me. My friend's mom did nothing to stop him. He jizzed all over me. I thought it was pee. FML
When I was seven years old, I thought that my friend's dog wanted to conga dance with me. Turns out he was humping me. My friend's mom did nothing to stop him. He jizzed all over me. I thought it was pee. FML