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CH Director's Commentary: Font Conference
Dan & Sam discuss mailboxes. Open mailboxes.
CH Staff October 20, 2009
They are commentary, though. We're honestly talking about the video for about 2:40 of the 3 minutes. Sure, it's sponsored, but it's not all that different from what we'd do if it wasn't.Letterman Sex Scandal Movie
You can't imprison the truth.
CH Staff October 13, 2009
FUN FACT! Sam used to edit every original video, back when CH Originals was in its infancy.Insane Twilight Reaction Video
The "New Moon" trailer does some peculiar things to teenage girls.
CH Staff September 28, 2009
Peter, you've seen videos where firemen, bears, someone that fell through the ceiling on a toilet, and a chest-bursting alien all scream excitedly at a trailer for a vampire movie? Please send me these videos.Half-Birthday Sex
Exactly 50% of your naughtiest fantasies fulfilled.
CH Staff August 24, 2009
Amen.Condescending Army Commercial
He's seen things no man should see.
CH Staff August 12, 2009
I just watched the clip you guys are talking about. It's certainly a similar observation, but none of us at CH had ever seen this bit before. We're friendly with Baron; no stealing intended, just a case of parallel thinking.Harry Potter and the Douchebag Magicians
Who needs actual magic when you have the power of illusion?
CH Staff July 22, 2009
Literally no one here was aware of that sketch until you guys pointed it out today. We feel bad that the idea is already in existence - it's unfortunate, but it was unintentional. Hope you enjoy it anyway.Googling with Bing
The easiest way to Google since Yahoo!
CH Staff June 26, 2009
Oh hush. It's a comment on Google's domination and use as a verb. Nobody paid us anything.Spoiler Alert
Tell your friends the ending at your own risk.
CH Staff June 22, 2009
"The smoke monster is--"CH Staff June 22, 2009
No idea what that is.Spoiler Alert
Tell your friends the ending at your own risk.
CH Staff June 22, 2009
"The smoke monster is--"CH Staff June 22, 2009
No idea what that is.Kiss the Girl... Continued
Does having sex cause crabs, or the other way around?
CH Staff June 01, 2009
LYRICS!There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
There, you kissed her
Easier than I thought it would be
Now you know it's time to see
What else she'll be up for
Surely it won't hurt
If you go for the shirt
Now that you've kissed the girl
Sha la la la la
Forget her face
It's on to second base
Go on and feel the boobs
Sha la la la la
Unhook her bra!
It's just like Mardi Gras
in New Orleans, with the dudes.
Now's your moment
Take this game below the belt
Wait until you tell your friends you felt
Up a girl in a rowboat
Now she's getting wet
And you know you'd regret
Not tryin' to, bone the girl
Sha la la la la la
Intercourse!
Riding you like a horse!
This mermaid is so fine
Sha la la la la la
Try the butt!
Okay, she's not a slut!
You overstepped the line
Sha la la la la
Apologize!
You're "not like other guys!"
Don' think she's buyin' it.
Sha la la la la la la
Abort!
This time you fell just short
Kudos for tryin' it.
(At school denyin' it...)
CH Staff June 01, 2009
It was indeed. Great guy.Kiss the Girl... Continued
Does having sex cause crabs, or the other way around?
CH Staff June 01, 2009
LYRICS!There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
There, you kissed her
Easier than I thought it would be
Now you know it's time to see
What else she'll be up for
Surely it won't hurt
If you go for the shirt
Now that you've kissed the girl
Sha la la la la
Forget her face
It's on to second base
Go on and feel the boobs
Sha la la la la
Unhook her bra!
It's just like Mardi Gras
in New Orleans, with the dudes.
Now's your moment
Take this game below the belt
Wait until you tell your friends you felt
Up a girl in a rowboat
Now she's getting wet
And you know you'd regret
Not tryin' to, bone the girl
Sha la la la la la
Intercourse!
Riding you like a horse!
This mermaid is so fine
Sha la la la la la
Try the butt!
Okay, she's not a slut!
You overstepped the line
Sha la la la la
Apologize!
You're "not like other guys!"
Don' think she's buyin' it.
Sha la la la la la la
Abort!
This time you fell just short
Kudos for tryin' it.
(At school denyin' it...)
CH Staff June 01, 2009
It was indeed. Great guy.Hardly Working: Bang Bus
Just when you thought he didn't have any innocence left to lose.
CH Staff May 26, 2009
Hmm, never seen this before. The idea for this Hardly Working came from a recent office conversation about Jake's very real, very impressive knowledge of online porn.Hardly Working: Gear Up!
Their mission is to choose to accept it. Right?
CH Staff May 12, 2009
Well. It's a direct parody of the techniques used in "Hot Fuzz" and movies like it.CH Staff May 13, 2009
I don't know if it's as offensively distracting as all this. The occasional product shot has nothing to do with the overall joke; it has nothing to do with the plot or concept and is barely mentioned in dialogue. I think it's actually pretty unobtrusive, compared to some of the stuff you see on TV. So. I dunno. Love you.Hardly Working: Gear Up!
Their mission is to choose to accept it. Right?
CH Staff May 12, 2009
Well. It's a direct parody of the techniques used in "Hot Fuzz" and movies like it.CH Staff May 13, 2009
I don't know if it's as offensively distracting as all this. The occasional product shot has nothing to do with the overall joke; it has nothing to do with the plot or concept and is barely mentioned in dialogue. I think it's actually pretty unobtrusive, compared to some of the stuff you see on TV. So. I dunno. Love you.Real Life Twitter
Dan takes his tweets to the streets.
CH Staff April 29, 2009
That shot cuts right before what actually happened, which is, I laughed really hard. The guy kept going on his way.Accigone
Arnold Schwarzenegger sells an accent elimination spray in this unaired commercial.
Front Page Films April 27, 2009
This is freaking great.Hardly Working: Airplane
Terror at 4 1/2 feet.
CH Staff March 18, 2009
Oh hush your face, we weren't "bumped" from anything. We only made six episodes initially, which have all aired. So now we're waiting to hear if there'll be more.CH Staff March 18, 2009
This is my favorite thread ever on CH.Hardly Working: Airplane
Terror at 4 1/2 feet.
CH Staff March 18, 2009
Oh hush your face, we weren't "bumped" from anything. We only made six episodes initially, which have all aired. So now we're waiting to hear if there'll be more.CH Staff March 18, 2009
This is my favorite thread ever on CH.Inappropriate DirectHD Commercials
It's bad enough to whore yourself out for heroin, but for a satellite TV service?
CH Staff March 10, 2009
Yeah, what can I say, that's a bummer. This script was actually written a long time ago, and we just recently produced it -- either way, nobody around here had any idea that video existed. It's annoying, but you'll have to trust us that it's just a coincidence.CH Staff March 10, 2009
Responded to this above.CH Staff March 10, 2009
Responded to this up there.Inappropriate DirectHD Commercials
It's bad enough to whore yourself out for heroin, but for a satellite TV service?
CH Staff March 10, 2009
Yeah, what can I say, that's a bummer. This script was actually written a long time ago, and we just recently produced it -- either way, nobody around here had any idea that video existed. It's annoying, but you'll have to trust us that it's just a coincidence.CH Staff March 10, 2009
Responded to this above.CH Staff March 10, 2009
Responded to this up there.Restaurant Origins: Chuck E. Cheese
by Kevin Corrigan July 09, 2009Dan Gurewitch July 10, 2009
Nice job Kev!I Tawt I Taw A Twitter Page
by Dan Gurewitch April 21, 2009Dan Gurewitch April 21, 2009
Should be fixed, if not now then in a minute or so. In any case, the page is http://www.twitter.com/collegehumorWatch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Grosse Point Blank. Really.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
What Amir said. I think the biggest thing is to write, instead of talking about how you're planning on writing soon.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Yes, I installed the code-based lock as a security device. So far it has worked terribly.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
These aren't albums, but my two favorite hours of stand-up comedy are Billy Connolly & Dana Carvey's early 90s specials.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
I'd probably be a lowly production assistant in LA writing spec scripts and trying to break into TV writing the traditional way. Thanks, Internet.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Let's make this happen. I have the softest lips in the world.Dan Gurewitch March 16, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Grosse Point Blank. Really.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
What Amir said. I think the biggest thing is to write, instead of talking about how you're planning on writing soon.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Yes, I installed the code-based lock as a security device. So far it has worked terribly.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
These aren't albums, but my two favorite hours of stand-up comedy are Billy Connolly & Dana Carvey's early 90s specials.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
I'd probably be a lowly production assistant in LA writing spec scripts and trying to break into TV writing the traditional way. Thanks, Internet.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Let's make this happen. I have the softest lips in the world.Dan Gurewitch March 16, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Grosse Point Blank. Really.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
What Amir said. I think the biggest thing is to write, instead of talking about how you're planning on writing soon.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Yes, I installed the code-based lock as a security device. So far it has worked terribly.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
These aren't albums, but my two favorite hours of stand-up comedy are Billy Connolly & Dana Carvey's early 90s specials.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
I'd probably be a lowly production assistant in LA writing spec scripts and trying to break into TV writing the traditional way. Thanks, Internet.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Let's make this happen. I have the softest lips in the world.Dan Gurewitch March 16, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Grosse Point Blank. Really.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
What Amir said. I think the biggest thing is to write, instead of talking about how you're planning on writing soon.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Yes, I installed the code-based lock as a security device. So far it has worked terribly.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
These aren't albums, but my two favorite hours of stand-up comedy are Billy Connolly & Dana Carvey's early 90s specials.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
I'd probably be a lowly production assistant in LA writing spec scripts and trying to break into TV writing the traditional way. Thanks, Internet.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Let's make this happen. I have the softest lips in the world.Dan Gurewitch March 16, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Grosse Point Blank. Really.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
What Amir said. I think the biggest thing is to write, instead of talking about how you're planning on writing soon.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Yes, I installed the code-based lock as a security device. So far it has worked terribly.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
These aren't albums, but my two favorite hours of stand-up comedy are Billy Connolly & Dana Carvey's early 90s specials.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
I'd probably be a lowly production assistant in LA writing spec scripts and trying to break into TV writing the traditional way. Thanks, Internet.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Let's make this happen. I have the softest lips in the world.Dan Gurewitch March 16, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Grosse Point Blank. Really.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
What Amir said. I think the biggest thing is to write, instead of talking about how you're planning on writing soon.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Yes, I installed the code-based lock as a security device. So far it has worked terribly.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
These aren't albums, but my two favorite hours of stand-up comedy are Billy Connolly & Dana Carvey's early 90s specials.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
I'd probably be a lowly production assistant in LA writing spec scripts and trying to break into TV writing the traditional way. Thanks, Internet.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Let's make this happen. I have the softest lips in the world.Dan Gurewitch March 16, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Grosse Point Blank. Really.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
What Amir said. I think the biggest thing is to write, instead of talking about how you're planning on writing soon.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Yes, I installed the code-based lock as a security device. So far it has worked terribly.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
These aren't albums, but my two favorite hours of stand-up comedy are Billy Connolly & Dana Carvey's early 90s specials.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
I'd probably be a lowly production assistant in LA writing spec scripts and trying to break into TV writing the traditional way. Thanks, Internet.Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2009
Let's make this happen. I have the softest lips in the world.Dan Gurewitch March 16, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!The CollegeHumor Show: Season Finale This Sunday
by Dan Gurewitch March 12, 2009Dan Gurewitch March 12, 2009
That was the only episode that's like that. It was the original pilot we shot for MTV, so it consisted mainly of existing material. This last episode, like the other 5, consists of about 80% never-before-seen material.Epic Burn
by Dan Gurewitch July 24, 2008Dan Gurewitch July 24, 2008
Hmm? It's a direct screen cap of the comments under Font Conference. See for yourself.5 New Firefox Features That You Probably Didn't Know About
by Jason Michaels July 11, 2008Dan Gurewitch July 11, 2008
Had to happen sometime.CollegeHumor All-Nighter: We Did It
by Dan Gurewitch May 02, 2008Dan Gurewitch May 02, 2008
I must have looked great!Dan Gurewitch May 02, 2008
Nice to see him getting some love. Vinny's a talented fellow.CollegeHumor All-Nighter: We Did It
by Dan Gurewitch May 02, 2008Dan Gurewitch May 02, 2008
I must have looked great!Dan Gurewitch May 02, 2008
Nice to see him getting some love. Vinny's a talented fellow.Happy St. Patty's Day
by Streeter Seidell March 17, 2008Dan Gurewitch March 17, 2008
Intern Doug: http://www.collegehumor.com/user:128053Dan Gurewitch March 17, 2008
Good thing you can't see my lace panties. Oh, you'd have a field day with those!Happy St. Patty's Day
by Streeter Seidell March 17, 2008Dan Gurewitch March 17, 2008
Intern Doug: http://www.collegehumor.com/user:128053Dan Gurewitch March 17, 2008
Good thing you can't see my lace panties. Oh, you'd have a field day with those!Christian Convenience Store
by Derek Walborn April 11, 2009Dan Gurewitch March 15, 2008
Blessed is Derek for creating such a funny article. Sorry about the image problem, guys.If Tattoo Parlors Had Admitted Me as a 12 Year Old
by Sarah Schneider February 29, 2008Dan Gurewitch March 04, 2008
I wish I could change the LIKE IT button to a LICK IT button! Hot cha CHA! I'm not signed in as myself, right?Dan Gurewitch March 05, 2008
All right, let's do this. The CollegeHumor offices are in Union Square, so take the N, R, Q or W subway line to 14th St. tomorrow at 2. I'll meet you down by the Green Cafe. No weapons, we fight like men.If Tattoo Parlors Had Admitted Me as a 12 Year Old
by Sarah Schneider February 29, 2008Dan Gurewitch March 04, 2008
I wish I could change the LIKE IT button to a LICK IT button! Hot cha CHA! I'm not signed in as myself, right?Dan Gurewitch March 05, 2008
All right, let's do this. The CollegeHumor offices are in Union Square, so take the N, R, Q or W subway line to 14th St. tomorrow at 2. I'll meet you down by the Green Cafe. No weapons, we fight like men.Bee
by The PBF February 07, 2008Dan Gurewitch February 20, 2008
Not sure how you knew that, but I'm impressed. We are indeed cousins. We also both went to Syracuse. And performed in the same improv group. We're also currently dating.Dan Gurewitch February 20, 2008
That explains it.