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"You skateboard? That's cool. I'm kinda just great at everything."

Where were you when the Death Star fell?

Man's best friend, teenager's worst enemy.

At least babies can't understand English. This kid won't be screwed up until he's at least 3.

"Is that the best you can do, Odin?"

Man's best friend, teenager's worst enemy.

Why should only new games be disturbingly violent?

With a breath this fresh, how can the ladies say no... and get away with it?

If you watch one Lindy Hop Showdown this year, make it this one.

Give me powerthirst or go to hell!

A more effective effect would have been a guy turning to the camera and saying, "Just imagine a car rolls over here."

That's nothing, I've got a cupcake that queefs.

This is remarkably like the ending to Child's Play 2.

Awesome stop motion fight. Just turn off your brain and enjoy.

This is, more or less, how they put together a Britney Spears album.