So. I'm like half pissed off/half really excited to talk about Kanye West and vampires and cryogenics. I think I'm going to structure the recap a little differnetly this week, since the plot of this episode was absolute bullshit (maybe. There is a way that it could be even more awesome/cheap than I suspect it is, and I'll talk about that later), but it had a lot of cool other things in it, like vampires and Kanye West and cryogenics.
The Plot: Some "sangs" come to the office to have their
neck wounds fixed because they are
like vampires. Later, Christian tries on the chick's vampire teeth and you think for a second that maybe
he's thinking of becoming a vampire, because this is
Nip/Tuck and he's Christian, but then
instead he decides to get cryogenically frozen. Meanwhile, the vampire people thank him for totally not harshing their buzz with judgment. Later they
steal transfusion blood from the blood refrigerator -- the likes of which we should all be so lucky to own -- and Christian lets them go without arresting them or anything because he's dying. In other parts of Los Angeles,
Ram kicks Kimber out of his house for being old, so Kimber tries to dump Jenna on Matt, who foolishly tells her that
Chrisitan is getting married to a lesbian. This makes Kimber turn
orange with rage, and she tries to foil the wedding, but ends up wussing out. Also,
Teddy got married to and subsequently killed a doctor in Las Vegas while doing a poor job of pretending to be southern and red-headed, then she did a lot of
nitrous while having sex, then Sean did a lot of nitrous and
either died or fucked the surgical table. Also,
M. Night Shyamalan directed the ending. Theories and Bryce Dallas Howard to follow.
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