Not to mention the fact that SNL has been using the "surprised by sudden realization of camera crew" technique for their opening credits for like 35 years.
I am incredulous that the trailer has been out for, like, a week now, and no one has capitalized on the "inside all of us is a wildthing" line by making a furry porn trailer
if we could somehow combine the abortions and pot smoking and rampant turtle-marrying with haphazardly firing machine guns and losing florida, this would be the best america ever.
yeah I know. I wrote it late last night and meant to go back and edit it this morning, but they'd already posted it. sorry dude. it's like nails on a chalkboard for my eyes.
Sarah, you know I lylasaaf, and this trend of CH making a bunch of allegedly "real" articles is great for getting Diggs and traffic to the site, so congrats on that, but if you guys continue to omit jokes from said articles, you may as well start a new site called "College" and post them there, because these are devoid of "humor." Frankly, everyone's right -- tits (or jokes) or GTFO.
http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/03/31-night-of-living-dummy-ii.html
An hilarious synopsis/review of Night of the Living Dummy II, as well as links to similarly hilarious synopses/reviews of all the other Goosebumps books.
The illustrations for this are so money, and so much better than the idea/dialogue deserves. Sorry Jason, but there are virtually (PUN?!?!) no jokes left to be made about WoW players being virgins.
http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/03/31-night-of-living-dummy-ii.html
An hilarious synopsis/review of Night of the Living Dummy II, as well as links to similarly hilarious synopses/reviews of all the other Goosebumps books.
One (or all) of the shit show ones should have been an actual shit show. Like a car show, but with shit. Or like a Broadway show, but with shit. It's your call.
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE AMERICAN PSYCHO BOOK: Patrick Bateman kills a child (possibly Jim Gordon's son) near a penguin exhibit at a zoo. This movie practically writes itself!
Brock Samson and Molotov Cocktease
My girlfriend got so into character that she refused to have sex with me.
Chase Mitchell 2 days ago
twssBatman
He converted in '92 Honda Civic into a fully functional Batmobile too.
jim 3 days ago
haha he does look like him"One Regular, One Indian"
Three young girls celebrate their differences, by attacking the beliefs of the different one.
Katie Marino August 14, 2009
the girl wearing sunglasses has on too many accessories, period, for this not to be fake.Katie Marino August 14, 2009
jesus is their gardner?Katie Marino August 14, 2009
hey hey. he's done drama for a long time."One Regular, One Indian"
Three young girls celebrate their differences, by attacking the beliefs of the different one.
Katie Marino August 14, 2009
the girl wearing sunglasses has on too many accessories, period, for this not to be fake.Katie Marino August 14, 2009
jesus is their gardner?Katie Marino August 14, 2009
hey hey. he's done drama for a long time."One Regular, One Indian"
Three young girls celebrate their differences, by attacking the beliefs of the different one.
Katie Marino August 14, 2009
the girl wearing sunglasses has on too many accessories, period, for this not to be fake.Katie Marino August 14, 2009
jesus is their gardner?Katie Marino August 14, 2009
hey hey. he's done drama for a long time.Father Lover
Now that mom's satisfied, it's time to show your dad some love. Sweet, passionate, dad love.
Katie Marino June 15, 2009
only marginally better than actually having sex with someone's dad... sounds worse though.Every Week on Entourage
So many twists and turns you'll forget they've been using the same formula for five seasons.
Gil June 15, 2009
WHAT?! (throws microphone)Turn and Smile (Sitcom Theme Song)
The only thing better than a sitcom theme is a sitcom theme about sitcom themes.
CH Staff June 09, 2009
Not to mention the fact that SNL has been using the "surprised by sudden realization of camera crew" technique for their opening credits for like 35 years.The Kindle 3
So advanced, even illiterates can use it!
CH Staff May 26, 2009
some movies weren't even books first!High Sites: Magic beeping music machine
Katie Marino April 08, 2009
it makes me feel like a dj who works in outer spaceSpike Jonze's Everyone Poops
Spike Jonze wasted no time adapting another 10 page children's book into a film.
Katie Marino April 08, 2009
I am incredulous that the trailer has been out for, like, a week now, and no one has capitalized on the "inside all of us is a wildthing" line by making a furry porn trailerThe Top 29 Cities
Katie Marino April 01, 2009
... of earmuffsStudents Define Grinding
How close is too close? The eternal debate between students and principal rages on (from "The Principal's Office" on TruTV).
truTV March 03, 2009
these kids are definitely funny as hellSeidell vs. Gabrus: The Worst Date
Streeter and Gabrus challenged each other to see who could take an unsuspecting female on the worst date.
Katie Marino January 13, 2009
ekesLil' Jean-Claude Van Damme
transitions into adolescence.
Katie Marino January 05, 2009
WHY DO MORE PEOPLE NOT LIKE THIS?!/?!?!??!!Single Man
This spot-on re-enactment of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video is as embarrassing as it is impressive, and it is very, very impressive.
Katie Marino November 13, 2008
hahahaPlus, the marker industry is making a killing.
Atari Bigby November 03, 2008
you can get those signs for free. those people are retarded.Here's Johnny... as a jack-o-lantern.
Katie Marino November 03, 2008
ejacu-lantern is slightly better than jack nicholson o'lanternDora the Explorer
Guys deserve to look just as slutty as girls on Halloween. No double standards people, no matter how painful it is.
Jake Heyer November 03, 2008
pitt represent!If The Other Party Wins
One thing's for sure: the person you disagree with is going to ruin the country.
CH Staff November 03, 2008
if we could somehow combine the abortions and pot smoking and rampant turtle-marrying with haphazardly firing machine guns and losing florida, this would be the best america ever.The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Enigma
by Katie Marino October 26, 2009Katie Marino October 26, 2009
yeah I know. I wrote it late last night and meant to go back and edit it this morning, but they'd already posted it. sorry dude. it's like nails on a chalkboard for my eyes.How Zombies Learned to Run
by Chase Mitchell October 28, 2009Katie Marino October 08, 2009
actually I was at work. but I love it. which sounds gay, but it's true.Parents Just Don't Understand: 10/7
by Susanna Wolff October 07, 2009Katie Marino October 08, 2009
unless it's an older microwave, in which case it would just melt a hole through the bottom.Sexual Favor Fail
by Sarah Schneider October 02, 2009Katie Marino October 02, 2009
Sarah, you know I lylasaaf, and this trend of CH making a bunch of allegedly "real" articles is great for getting Diggs and traffic to the site, so congrats on that, but if you guys continue to omit jokes from said articles, you may as well start a new site called "College" and post them there, because these are devoid of "humor." Frankly, everyone's right -- tits (or jokes) or GTFO.A College Odyssey
by Chase Mitchell October 07, 2009Katie Marino October 01, 2009
technically these things never happened, retard who thinks fiction is history.Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today
by Alex Schmidt September 11, 2009Katie Marino September 11, 2009
Also it was "WALK softly and carry a big stick" (emphasis mine, not his), you n00b.The Morning After Mad Men: My Old Kentucky Home
by Chase Mitchell August 31, 2009Katie Marino August 31, 2009
lol so trueKatie Marino September 02, 2009
(golf clap)The Morning After Mad Men: My Old Kentucky Home
by Chase Mitchell August 31, 2009Katie Marino August 31, 2009
lol so trueKatie Marino September 02, 2009
(golf clap)Fatawesome: The Confession
by Fatawesome August 20, 2009Katie Marino August 20, 2009
YES!10 Books That Are Harder To Read Than 'Twilight'
by Nick Griffith August 18, 2009Katie Marino August 10, 2009
http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/03/31-night-of-living-dummy-ii.htmlAn hilarious synopsis/review of Night of the Living Dummy II, as well as links to similarly hilarious synopses/reviews of all the other Goosebumps books.
Katie Marino August 18, 2009
it's like a news website, but you can wrap presents with it.World of Warcraft Invades Second Life
by Jason Michaels August 14, 2009Katie Marino August 14, 2009
The illustrations for this are so money, and so much better than the idea/dialogue deserves. Sorry Jason, but there are virtually (PUN?!?!) no jokes left to be made about WoW players being virgins.Food Network: College Week
by Chase Mitchell August 18, 2009Katie Marino August 12, 2009
we had her in there specifically because of you, but then sus took her out. I'll mail you a framed poster of the image if you want it that badly.I just got bit by The Love Blog...
by Jesse Eisemann August 11, 2009Katie Marino August 12, 2009
That PhD candidate didn't do anything that TFLN isn't also doing. Somebody should award that blog a degree.10 Books That Are Harder To Read Than 'Twilight'
by Nick Griffith August 18, 2009Katie Marino August 10, 2009
http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/03/31-night-of-living-dummy-ii.htmlAn hilarious synopsis/review of Night of the Living Dummy II, as well as links to similarly hilarious synopses/reviews of all the other Goosebumps books.
Katie Marino August 18, 2009
it's like a news website, but you can wrap presents with it.Parents Just Don't Understand: 8/5
by Susanna Wolff August 05, 2009Katie Marino August 05, 2009
he yells so she knows he's seriousThe Morning After More To Love, Episode 1
by Goroman August 05, 2009Katie Marino August 05, 2009
Reality show TMAs are the best kind of TMAs! (Excepting nip/tuck TMAs, of course, which are superior to all other things, written or unwritten.)Sensitive Guys
by Brian Murphy August 04, 2009Katie Marino August 04, 2009
hahaA Kid Whose Parents Just Got Divorced Writes A Comic Book
by Brian Murphy August 04, 2009Katie Marino August 04, 2009
it's, like, the 8000th time he's used crayons. arrested development much?Sh*t Show vs. Not A Sh*t Show
by Conor McKeon August 03, 2009Katie Marino August 04, 2009
One (or all) of the shit show ones should have been an actual shit show. Like a car show, but with shit. Or like a Broadway show, but with shit. It's your call.Batman 3 Rumors and News
by Andrew B. August 06, 2009Katie Marino August 03, 2009
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE AMERICAN PSYCHO BOOK: Patrick Bateman kills a child (possibly Jim Gordon's son) near a penguin exhibit at a zoo. This movie practically writes itself!