Wedding Day Shots

"The day of the wedding, the groom's friend decides he wants them both to down a fifth of Jack in one Minute. At the wedding, the groom barely made it down the aisle, but had enough energy for the reception."

Wok It Out

He can wok it out, Hunan Wok It Out

"I'm sick of these wannabe perfect tits...here are the REAL set of perfect tits. Perky, small nips, and totally grabable." (nudity)

"Aren't these the best tits youve ever seen?" They're not bad, Andrew. (nudity)

Go! Go! Go! Go!

"Girlfriend said to use up all our football face paint. So I did."

You know, you're just paying for the brand name.

letting a girl down a bottle of Calico Jack at your party has its good points.

Mario Chalk

"In my spare time I street-chalk Mario sprites on buildings. Here are a few." Awesome.

First Dartmouth Boobs. Ivy League is always hotter.

Classical Guitar

Fact: double neck guitars equals double the awesome.

Human Slingshot

Is there anything riskier than homemade stunts? Don't try this at your home resort.

Lego Bottle Opener

One of those things that's about the journey, not the destination.