Crazy Hockey Save

This is the most exciting thing to happen in a hockey game since... uh... hmm.

Dog Running a Magazine Stand

7-11 is now outsourcing its jobs to cheaper species.

Cyberbullying

Delete cyberbullying. It's just like regular bullying, but with more transaction fees.

Evangelical Baby Preacher

Pretty good grasp on the Bible for someone who can't read yet.

Seinfeld and Bill Gates Windows Ad 2

They've concluded that the best way to sell Windows Vista is by leaving it out of ads entirely.

Seinfeld & Bill Gates Windows Ad.

"What's the deal with Vista? It's not a Vi, and it's not a Sta."

Your city still sucks.

Halo Kid

Meet the Star Wars kid of a new generation. Does the fact that he uploaded this video himself make it even more dorky?

The Apple "i"

Apple announces its new big product today. People who thought it was a phone are mista... wait, is it a phone? I can't tell.

Southpark Simpsons Intro

Ugh, Simpsons did it first.

Clock Suckers: Return of the Other King

In the series finale of Clock Suckers, everybody wants to hump Elvis.

Jason added "Superbowl XLII" to his least favorite TV shows.

Vassar Quidditch Team

The captain is also suing the school so that he can major in transmogrification.

... And Rock Band For All

Rock Band just came out, and this guy has already conquered Metallica's epic "...and Justice For All" on expert drums. Don't be too impressed though, that's Lars.

Operation Desert Sandstorm

Any dance they do is technically the Soulja Boy.

"This guy looked so much like Peter Griffin, he beat out a girl wearing only a thong and corset."

Soulja Warriors

"I am loving your national anthem!" Golden State's Latvian power forward Andris Biedriņš was heard shouting.

"2 Girls 1 Cup" Reaction.

Stay tuned for next week's "2 girls 1 cup reaction" reaction. Should be great!

Chair Jumping

Next step: stunts.

Kitty Likes Corn

Anyone who complains about this video hates cats and America.