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Friday, Dec 29 2006
Prank Backfired
You shoulda seen this guy at his surprise party...

2876 / 233 / 3 years ago
Monday, May 7 2007
Woah woah woah, hold on there. Why are you still wearing shirts?

Revolter at UMass
189 / 64 / 3 years ago
Thursday, Apr 26 2007
"My friend works as a fork lift Operator at Budweiser in Fort. Collins, CO. Every once in a while he gets something interesting. This is canned water that Bud sent to the Katrina Victims."

85 / 98 / 3 years ago
Tuesday, Apr 17 2007
David Blaine Street Magic 2: The Sequel
Blaine is back, and believe it or not, he's tormenting the same two idiots as last time. What the F?

Evan Guy
3756 / 231 / 3 years ago
Thursday, Apr 12 2007
300 Mighty Ducks
Tonight, Emelio Estevez, dines in hell.

Aaron
333 / 85 / 3 years ago
Monday, Apr 9 2007
American Gladiator
Wolf may be an animal, but Malibu was the gnarliest Gladiator since that guy from that movie Gladiator.

1172 / 141 / 3 years ago
Monday, Mar 26 2007
Star Wars Rap
Why is it all rap is about blasters and the dark side of the force?

776 / 74 / 3 years ago
Tuesday, Mar 20 2007
Look What I Bought!
This is a clip from The Whitest Kids U' Know's Fuse TV show, which premieres tonight! (Tuesday, March 20th) At 11pm!!

The Whitest Kids U Know
370 / 75 / 3 years ago
Thursday, Jan 25 2007
Mario Chalk
"In my spare time I street-chalk Mario sprites on buildings. Here are a few." Awesome.

henry
543 / 78 / 3 years ago
Friday, Jan 19 2007
Sick Throw
This guy pukes, throws a touchdown, then pukes again. If you're allergic to winning, maybe football is not for you.

306 / 103 / 3 years ago
Monday, Jan 8 2007
Court to Ice
Without the efforts of these fine people, the NC State basketball team would have to play the majority of their games on ice.

299 / 142 / 3 years ago
Friday, Dec 29 2006
Prank Backfired
You shoulda seen this guy at his surprise party...

2876 / 233 / 3 years ago
Thursday, Dec 28 2006
I'm going to print one of these out for my wallet.

Big C at Michigan State
1186 / 85 / 3 years ago
Thursday, Nov 30 2006
Drive Thru Freestyle
Funny, you would think he would just order the new "Snack Wrap."

1021 / 140 / 3 years ago
Tuesday, Nov 14 2006
Think about it this way - it's very unlikely anybody is going to steal your car for the next few hours.

amber
10 / 14 / 3 years ago
Thursday, Nov 9 2006
Aries Spears Rap
Aries Spears on a radio show doing some ridiculous rap impressions.

6475 / 251 / 3 years ago
Thursday, Oct 26 2006
My tattoo is too big.

Chris Nelson
199 / 69 / 3 years ago
Friday, Oct 20 2006
Coin Dominoes
Who has the patience for this stuff? They should make Coin Domino Rally.

441 / 78 / 3 years ago
Kings of MySpace
P-D-Flo Films presents a rap song that will clearly enter the Top 8 of all time before long.

187 / 38 / 3 years ago
Thursday, Oct 19 2006
Bah bah bah!
Not sure how this is a commercial for xbox, but okay.

359 / 51 / 3 years ago

Thursday, Oct 12 2006

The Guide to the Girls on the Floor Below You

by Jake Hurwitz October 12, 2006

Let me tell you a story about women; a story about mystery, about allure, about an enormous letdown- a story about the girls who live on the floor below you. You have:

The Hot One	She's the one who won't talk to you. The one who you held the door for the other day and not only did she not thank you, but she pretended to be on her cell phone and completely ignored you. Redeeming factor? You got to watch her ass as she walked up the stairs ahead of you.
The Fat One	She is not untouchable like the hot one. She is in fact, quite touchable. It's almost hard to avoid not touching her when you try to squeeze past her on the stairwell. But try your best not to touch her, you might vomit uncontrollably and that would really make her upset. You don't want the fat one upset.
The Mean One	The mean one is actually slightly similar to the hot one, only she's not hot. She's just mean, which is actually much, much worse. If a girl isn't incredibly hot then she has no right to be mean. Wouldn't you agree? So when this girl casually disregards your noble gesture of door holding, try to trip her.
The Cool One	The one who talks about poop. She comes upstairs and hangs out with the guys sometimes in a cool, un-manly way. She likes sports, but not so much that you're intimidated, just enough so that you know you can watch them when she's around without feeling like she's annoyed. It's like she's perfect. But don't get too excited, the cool one always has a boyfriend back home who is much cooler than you.
The Rest	All the other ones are just eh. Some decent ones, some beat ones, one ethnic one. You could go either way with most, the deciding factor would most likely be your level of inebriation, same goes for them. Whatever, they're not the college ass you dreamed of, they're the girls on the floor below you.