Contributions

• National article on Thursday, Apr 19

  A Sober Look At Beerpong Sign-ups

  46 likes | 63 Comments

• National article on Monday, Apr 9

  Your Grandma Watches You Watching TV

  What are you watching, dear?  Oh my!  Those women certainly aren’t being very prudent in their choice of dress.  A nice girl wouldn’t show so much skin - and why are they twisting around like that?  And with those - what do they want...

  24 likes | 75 Comments

• National article on Wednesday, Apr 4

  Tour Groups

  The jingle of keys in fanny-packs, the smell of old people, and your College’s corporate logo – er, “emblem” – plastered on the front of plastic tote-bags.  Must be time for campus tours again!  I don’t mind the...

  34 likes | 109 Comments

• National article on Monday, Mar 5

  Internet Shorthand Applied To Fine Art

  brb 

  171 likes | 168 Comments

• National article on Tuesday, Feb 20

  Proposed Additions To Webster's College Dictionary

  Procrasturbation - n  (Procrasturbate - v)1.  Masturbation to avoid work.Usage:  "I'm sorry, procrasturbation is not a valid excuse for turning in a project two days late."... See also:  MathturbationMess Entropy -...

  76 likes | 95 Comments

Activity

• Commented on a video on Wednesday, Jul 23

  Cat Talk

  
  Your mom's not worth a buck. Works on two levels. Eat it.
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• Commented on a video on Tuesday, Jul 22

  Jeff Ross

  
  oooo severed hen
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• Liked a video on Tuesday, Jul 22

  Font Conference

  This video wasn't long enough, so we made it double-spaced.

  
  1161 likes | 246 Comments

• Commented on a video on Tuesday, Jul 22

  Super Model Meat Sports

  
  AAH!
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• Commented on a video on Tuesday, Jul 22

  Super Model Meat Sports

  
  The Sam, you're right, this is the second CH video to feature a food song from The Evolution Control Committee's album "Plagiarhythm Nation". The one with pancakes you're referring to was the track "Breakfast"; this one was set to "Lunch". ... I guess supermodels don't eat dinner. Some fun, trippy stuff on that CD.
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