About Me
I was born in the eleventh month of the year, 28 days after it began, 14 years before the turn of the 20th century, with an incorrigible liking for arithmetic and an incurable dislike for clarity that hasn’t quite left me yet. I live in a city that is at the same distance from either significant side of the country, where the temperature is five less than half of the boiling point of water in the Celsius scale in summer. I am learning that field of science that involves abstract concepts devised by jerks that thought they had great applications in practical situations, making this world confusingly deterministic. There are as many people in my family as vertices in a square, including me, and as many men as diagonals in the same figure. We don’t however bisect each other at home.