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Super Sloppy Thanksgiving
A Thanksgiving special for anyone that grew up with Nickelodeon.

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647 / 82 / just now
Thursday, Nov 19 2009
Moments Before Cup Chicks
Two girls, one producer.

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2754 / 226 / 1 week ago
Friday, Oct 30 2009
Nick's Commercials: Girls's Costume Warehouse
What the hell are you waiting for, get your ass down here!

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3737 / 267 / 4 weeks ago
Wednesday, Oct 28 2009
Prank Backfired
You shoulda seen this guy at his surprise party...

2877 / 233 / 1 month ago
Monday, Oct 26 2009
Internet Commenter Business Meeting
This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.

7518 / 873 / 1 month ago
Monday, Oct 5 2009
Your Mother
...is so fat, she's been hospitalized for morbid obesity. The newest from Elephant Larry.

Elephant Larry
1788 / 150 / 2 months ago
Genuinely funny vandalism.

Andy at University of Nebraska - Lincoln
623 / 90 / 2 months ago
Thursday, Sep 24 2009
Elephant Larry: Gummi Bears - The Movie
Strange things are afoot at Gummi Glen...

Elephant Larry
469 / 107 / 2 months ago
Monday, Sep 21 2009
Derrick Comedy: Rookie
"You get one rookie, and that's yours."

Derrick Comedy at NYU
955 / 141 / 2 months ago
Tuesday, Sep 8 2009
Nothing's sadder than the fat kid eating lunch by himself in the cafeteria.

DeeeLiLaH at Western Connecticut State
1215 / 110 / 3 months ago
Monday, Sep 7 2009
Reach! A Lecture Hall Musical
A musical prank from Prangstgrup.

Prangstgrüp
1022 / 79 / 3 months ago
Tuesday, Aug 11 2009
Egg Prank
Yoke's on you.

1273 / 175 / 4 months ago
Monday, Jul 27 2009
New Dog
Anyway mom and dad, just wondering how to take care of a dog. Hope to hear back soon!

Baxter APD
654 / 153 / 4 months ago
Friday, Jul 3 2009
Washington, Washington
George Washington - the new Chuck Norris?

Cox & Combes
2517 / 159 / 5 months ago
Totally Gay for America
A sneak peek at season 2 of The Whitest Kids U Know.

246 / 83 / 5 months ago
Tuesday, Feb 10 2009
If I Were a Bro
"Bro, I'm gonna puke. Hold my hair."

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3750 / 501 / 10 months ago
Monday, Nov 3 2008
Sarah Palin Prank Call
Before you vote tomorrow just remember our next potential Vice President was pranked by CANADIANS.

131 / 78 / 1 year ago
Friday, Oct 31 2008
Cat Flushing the Toilet
He's a cat... flushing the toilet! He's a cat... flushing the toilet!

87 / 45 / 1 year ago
Thursday, Jun 12 2008
If Things Turned Out Differently
What if all the hype was true?

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1497 / 257 / 1 year ago
Friday, May 16 2008
Famous Failures
Take a lesson students: Fail your exams. It's the only way to succeed!

1245 / 117 / 2 years ago

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Saturday, Apr 11 2009
CollegeHumor Classic

Christian Convenience Store

by Derek Walborn April 11, 2009

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Thursday, Jul 31 2008
Sweat Dreams
by Susanna Wolff July 31, 2008

Right Foot: Hey, Lefty! Are you awake?

Left Foot: Of course. It's like 900 degrees under these blankets. What is she thinking making us sleep under blankets in the middle of the summer?

Brain: Neck and chin like to cuddle with them.

Neck and Chin: It's true. We like to cuddle.

Feet: Well I don't see why we need to sweat our balls off so you can "cuddle."

Neck and Chin: Well we don't hear anyone else complaining.

Back-of-the-knees: Ahem, uh, we kind of have a problem with it.

Neck: You've never said anything before.

Back-of-the-knees: We thought our profuse sweating would get the message across.

Chin: Ok, guess what? We don't care if you're sweaty. If you don't like things, you can just flip off the blankets down by you.

Feet: Fine, we'll take calves over this way and back-of-the-knees, you can just kind of like hook over the top of the blanket...

Back-of-the-knees: Oh, that's worse. Much worse. I've got a lot of blanket bunched up in my area.

Left Ankle: Is this what Restless Leg Syndrome is?

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Saturday, May 3 2008
CollegeHumor Classic

The Game of Life: Personalized

by Jason Michaels May 03, 2008

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Wednesday, Apr 9 2008
CollegeHumor Classic

Internal Debate

by Streeter Seidell April 09, 2008

Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
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Wednesday, Apr 2 2008
Paperboy's Diary
by Josh Thatcher April 02, 2008

SUNDAY: Finally! Tomorrow morning I start my paper route! I'll have so much money to buy things that normal children my age purchase in stores... of some sort.

MONDAY: Paper route started today. Pretty good first run I think. It was pretty easy because the boss said "Throw papers at the white houses and not the red ones". Nice, I like things simple. Had a run-in with a kid on his tricycle. No big deal, fell off my bike, hurt my knee... it's only skin right! Only thing is that SAME kid was at like three other houses. Anyway... tomorrow will be better. (NOTE TO SELF: Ask boss about obstacle course at end of route.)

TUESDAY: Had an extra house on the route today. Aparently the guy owns a painting company because I'm pretty sure his house was red yesterday... whatevs. Broke a lady's window by accident. Who installs a mailbox right next to three windows!?!?! I think it's cool though because she chased me down the street for a block with a baseball bat, but gave up... must have worked out the anger. SAME KID! SAME TRICYCLE! 4 DIFFERENT HOUSES THIS TIME! (NOTE TO SELF: Remember note on Monday about the obstacle course - tore up bike pretty bad.)

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Monday, Mar 31 2008
CollegeHumor Classic

Typical Day in Class

by sean March 31, 2008

While sitting in class (any class...it doesn't matter) I came to the realization that I can't stand 75% of the people in the room with me. There are so many times during the day that I feel the need to just get up and scream at people....but doing so would make me seem crazy. So I just sit back and leave the complaining up to my thoughts. Hopefully you can get an idea of what a typical day of class means to me.

Class Begins

It may only be a 50 minute class, but there is nothing like the feeling I get right as it's about to begin. I have to take a deep breath and realize that it's the longest possible time until class is over. If we're watching a movie or something like that I'll gladly go to class with relief on my mind. Otherwise I know I'll be dealing with the typical bullsh*t I hear every day.

Inevitable Nap

I don't mean to fall asleep in class.....it's inevitable. I can get 2 hours of sleep or I can get 16 hours of sleep the night before. Either way it doesn't matter....it's near impossible to stay up and alert. Especially in the case of early morning classes. Having no more classes in the lecture halls, I tend to insult my professor's career choice by passing out during any announcements he or she may have pretty often. I just need to make sure I get the study guide for the test.....whenever that is.
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Friday, Mar 28 2008
CollegeHumor Classic

Talking to Myself

by Chase Mitchell March 28, 2008

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Wednesday, Mar 12 2008
Another Castle?
by Mike Drucker March 12, 2008

World 1

World 2
World 3

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Tuesday, Mar 11 2008
Back From Break
by Sean Curry March 11, 2008

DUUDES! MY DUDES! How the hell are you guys, how was your break? Awesome, yeah, me too, I had a totally awesome blow-out spring break. Just decided to go for broke, let loose, ya feel me?

What? Mexico? Nah, bro, everyone goes there. Florida? Please! I was going there when I was like 8, that place is totally dead now. Oh, I just, y'know, kicked it right here in Jersey, man. No, I went home. Yeah, Rutherford. WHAT? NO WAY, MAN, BREAK RULED!

I lived with these two friends of mine that I've lived with before, I just crashed at their place. It was really cool because they paid for everything and didn't even ask me to throw in for food or anything! Totally boss. Yeah, they had a pool, too, but theirs is covered up right now. For... repairs... cause we did so much partying in it last summer, BOY! YEAH!
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Friday, Mar 7 2008
Overly Cautious Caution Signs
by Jake Hurwitz March 07, 2008

All artwork done by ME! Fine, it was Paul.

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Thursday, Mar 6 2008
AmazingSuperPowers: I Overslept!
by AmazingSuperPowers March 06, 2008

More at AmazingSuperPowers.com

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Thursday, Feb 28 2008
CollegeHumor Quiz

Are You Going To Get Arrested?

by Kevin Corrigan February 28, 2008

Just answer the questions below to see if you're going to have to ask your parents to pick you up at the police station, or if you'll finish another semester without a criminal record!

It's 3 am. You've just left a party, you're drunk and you have to pee. Finish this sentence, "Bro, I have to pee so bad _________"
that when I finally get to a bathroom I'll have to flush mid-stream so the toilet doesn't overflow with my pee (0 points)
I'm just gonna go on the floor of the first public bathroom I find (1 point)
that next house we pass I'm going to bang on the door and see if I can use their toilet (2 points)
I'm gonna go right here in the middle of the street. Watch for cops (3 points)

When you drive by a police officer, you:
Keep going knowing that you're not doing anything wrong (0 points)
Slam on the breaks until you're doing exactly the speed limit (1 point)
Keep speeding, they don't pull people over unless you're going like 15 miles over the speed limit (2 points)
Throw anything incriminating out the window right away (3 points)

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Tuesday, Feb 26 2008
How to Get a Girl Online
by Susanna Wolff February 26, 2008

First off, don't just spontaneously friend request some girl from your Facebook network and really don't just go randomly friending people on MySpace, you outdated pervert. The only way you can non-creepily get a girl through free, non-Match.com, online pursuits is if you have previously met her in person--met and spoken to her in person. Seriously, stop being so creepy.

Ok, so you met your girl, but, for whatever reason, you didn't actually get her then. All is not lost. 2-3 days--depending on how much you spoke--after your first meeting, you friend request your girl with a personal message that includes some reference to your previous conversation (i.e. "Did you ever figure out how to solve that math problem?" [If you're an effing loser.] Or, "The name of the guy who played the body of Darth Vader in the original Star Wars trilogy is David Prowse, in case you were still wondering." [If you're awesome.])

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Wednesday, Feb 13 2008
Valentine's Day Cards to Hand Out at the Bar
by Mindy Raf February 13, 2008

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Monday, Feb 11 2008
If My Grandpa Ran The Department of Transportation
by Streeter Seidell February 11, 2008

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Thursday, Jan 31 2008
My Ideal Course Schedule
by Jeff Rosenberg January 31, 2008

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In A World Where Things Turned Out Differently

by Dan Gurewitch January 31, 2008

THE YEAR: 2019. Dale is playing Virtual Boy 6 when Chris rolls through the door.

Chris: Hey bro! Sorry about this. There were so many PT Cruisers outside I couldn't find a place to park my Segway.

Chris plops down on the couch and begins channel surfing.

Chris: Yo, toss me a Zima!

Dale: All out, bro. I've got New Coke, Coke II, and Crystal Pepsi.

Chris: Hey, the XFL playoffs are on. The Chicago Enforcers are playing the Orlando Rage.

News Anchor: We interrupt this broadcast of the XFL to bring you a tragic message: President Howard Dean has succumbed to the Asian Bird Flu.

Chris: (changing the channel) I hate how they schedule "Joey" at the same time as "Studio 60." They're both so f*cking good.

Dale: Really? I feel like "Joey" went downhill after the thirteenth season.

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Chronicles of a Student-Teacher Affair
by January 31, 2008

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Wednesday, Jan 30 2008
Frat Party Brainstorm
by Sarah Schneider January 30, 2008

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Tuesday, Jan 29 2008
CollegeHumor Classic

Your Girlfriend, Translated

by Streeter Seidell January 29, 2008

Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!

Are you going out with your friends tonight?
Are you going to make me cry tonight?
Let's fool around later.
Let's snuggle later.
My friend, John...
This guy who wants to bone me, John...
Wow, your bathroom stinks!
Wow, I just blew up your bathroom!
I'm soooo drunk.
I'm soooo about to embarrass you.
Ooh, can I borrow this DVD?
Ooh, this is coming to live with me now.
My dad is just protective.
My dad is just a dickhead.
Ugh, I look so fat.
Ugh, I look for compliments by insulting myself.
Ugh, that girl is such a slut.
Ugh, that girl is better looking than me.
What are you doing this weekend?
What are we doing this weekend?

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