Tiz da seeson...
Dear Dakota,It’s Jodie. Jodie Merson from Grover Creek Elementary. Remember me? We went to elementary school together before you moved off to Hollywood to become a big f*cking star. Still don’t remember me? Well, just to refresh...
God I look great tonight! Okay, so the shirt is a little too small, but hey I did almost 20 push ups yesterday! Oh crap, there's that frigging guy again, I wonder what he'll get... Oh lemme guess, he'll order five 7&7's and turn into a belligerent...
This is an email confiscated from some girl's computer regarding her plans for this past weekend...
Two girls, one producer.
The gang tries to solve a domestic dispute between Mr. and Mrs. Claus.
Doc: Great Scott, Susan! This Egg Nog is out of this world. My Little Nephew!You: Hey, Uncle Emmett.Doc: You’re huge now. You: Yup.Doc: I’ll bet you’ve got quite the gouche hair down there, huh?You: I think that’s a little...
It's actually quite simple.
We have to stop running into each other like this...