Take a Shot of Dad's Watered Down Whiskey and Pray We Don't Get Dysentery
"Crop Failure" - Down a pint for every potato you lost
'Quarters" - Except nobody had any quarters so they just used rocks. And nobody had any shot glasses to bounce the rocks into so they used their hands.
"Jesus Mary and Joseph" - Drink til you think you see them.
"Abuse": After your dad beats you and your siblings, whoever has the fewest bruises buys the next round.