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2 days ago"The ideal getaway for your kids to play... with that sickly looking homeless man."
From Sally at Ball Stateview in contextlord of the wings yesterday
w00t! 21 in 4.5 hours. gotta go smoke the rest of my weed before i can go out drinking. be back later? -
3 days ago"The cops don't even stop me when I'm swerving anymore."
From mihzview in contextlord of the wings yesterday
wrong. happy birthday me/john lennon/nick swardson/anyone else!view in contextlord of the wings yesterday
ya man! had to come home cuz for some reason i was in my friends bed and he was on the couch. -
3 days agoThey've figured out the most ideal positioning for the Annual Christmas Toboggan race.
From jj gibsonview in contextlord of the wings yesterday
and just think. now somewhere out there there are some whoreless faces. -
3 days agoJ/K it's dry.
From Turd Ferguson at Georgia Stateview in contextlord of the wings 21 hours ago
dont worry. im about to go eat. and drink. then just drink.view in contextlord of the wings 21 hours ago
ya i guess.
and thats pretty much the opposite of milla jovovich if there was one.view in contextlord of the wings 21 hours ago
i mean i would never say shes ugly by any means but i dont know about hottest woman ever. unless youre saying you just havent seen many women in your life.view in contextlord of the wings 22 hours ago
i think this holiday season we should do a secret santa. but instead of getting gifts for each other we have to hunt each other down and kidnap our person.view in contextlord of the wings 22 hours ago
it was the last song written by the late great will sasso. rest in pieces big guy.view in contextlord of the wings 22 hours ago
thats why it fits right in with the rest of the pictures on this site. -
3 days agoBusiness has skyrocketed for the widows demographic.
From Turd Ferguson at Georgia State -
5 days agoWait a minute! You CAN die from it? My 7th Grade gym teacher was right, it must have been his first time too.
From Easy E -
5 days agoI knew it!
From Rachelview in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
plus thats not even a question. thats more of a request for us to tell you something about ourselves.view in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
so are you saying its not good to be... alive? are your hands merely trying to distract us from the truth? -
5 days agoDon't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.
view in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
do you really expect people to do that when not only is it a very common thing but it says the exorcist maze game at the top?!view in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
he might not look exactly like him but i still think its pretty hilarious.view in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
autumn is way better imho. fall has a bad connotation. like ooo i fell down. autumn makes it sound beautiful and awesome at the same time.view in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
its not unbearably hot. my birthday happens. halloween happens. umm... other stuff happens. i think its pretty sweet. -
1 week ago"That guy" is my friend's schizophrenic dad. He's freaking HILARIOUS!
From Michelle -
1 week agoDefinitely not a ghost you want to piss off.
From Treyview in contextlord of the wings October 03, 2008
well at least its a tight song. appropriate for the occasion too.view in contextlord of the wings October 03, 2008
o i dozed off for a second. what happened?
o im not. well not yet anyways. well see as the night progresses. when i come back with crazy stories then youll know.view in contextlord of the wings October 03, 2008
fuck you!... i mean. aw whats wrong baby? howd ya like a lethal dose of vitaman b? ive got a pretty big needle.view in contextlord of the wings October 03, 2008
hey i mean i dont know anything about chinese or whatever either. maybe one of em on bruce lees is like mr. or something. -
1 week agoAnd they said segregation disappeared in the 1960's...
view in contextlord of the wings 5 days ago
ahoy there. and on a side note i wanna fuckin stab in half whoever thought to make assy mcgee. its so dumb!view in contextlord of the wings 5 days ago
dude this is getting ridiculous. i hope this is it cuz im done looking. -
1 week agoThere's a 75% chance she's been bitten and a 90% chance she's a carnie now.
From AJview in contextlord of the wings October 04, 2008
cover yourself in honey and let the bears loose on you?view in contextlord of the wings October 04, 2008
ass in a pot of chodes. why didnt anyone tell me about this? now its too long for little ol me to read in one sitting. so new idea. starts here now. go!view in contextlord of the wings October 04, 2008
i dont know what this is. it tastes like coconut snickers.
o shotpenile. now team america world police is on tv. life is good.view in contextlord of the wings October 04, 2008
umm... i remember having this really sweet chicken pasta earlier. it was filling as fuck. like i felt like one of those dumb off brand tiggers you win at a carnival that got stuffed way too much but you want it anyways.view in contextlord of the wings October 04, 2008
fuck the odds! i wanna know what the EVENS are! RAWR!!!1view in contextlord of the wings October 04, 2008
holy shit man what is this? its like snuff night on the chuh. -
1 week agoIt's not what you think. He swallowed it whole.
From Jenessaview in contextlord of the wings October 04, 2008
fuck weekend bonus. how are you supposed to watch football?!view in contextlord of the wings October 04, 2008
good morning ladies and gents. how the fuck goes it? -
1 week ago"Step one in preparing my roommate's ramen... That'll teach him to study 'til 3am with the light on."
From Jay at University of Pittsburgh -
1 week agoIronically this is how Edward 80 Hand separated his shoulder in the first place.
From steven at University of Arizona -
1 week agoIt was his senior year and he didnt have an office, why not?
From Stone Cold at University of Kentuckyview in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
so where does the money part come in? everyone is gonna be growing their own (or at least trying to) or getting it from someone they know who grows it. i predict itll get to the point where you cant even sell it because it will be so available. at least thats how its gonna be on my fuckin pot farm. just come take what you want. i dont care. but you have to smoke it there. you cant just steal a bunch then turn around and sell it. thats just mean. also ill have a crossbow and be well trained with it by then.view in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
dammit now i want some.
o and if theyre gonna legalize/tax it im just growing my own. way i see it we have it now when its illegal so why would anyone buy it when its taxed if they can just get it the way they have been all this time?view in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
i mean if that is real it should have just entered the "shadow cone" and should be hitting any minute now.view in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
ill bet you infinity billion dollars theyll win. and then whos gonna be eating their own shit? ... well not me. someone though.view in contextlord of the wings 3 days ago
the world series will be the rays vs anyone who dares cross them.
and the rays will win by a sideways 8. -
1 week agoBritney spares another life she could have destroyed.
From Jessica -
1 week ago"Don't wave, use your hand to lift the shirt higher." - The photographer
From Jason -
1 week agoProteasers during a religious protest FTW!
From Alex at Grand Valley Stateview in contextlord of the wings October 01, 2008
this burrito is good but it is filling! well i guess its not so much a burrito as it is a chicken pasta. but ya. the good and filling part still works i guess.view in contextlord of the wings October 01, 2008
just when i was beginning to think gayism was just an urban legend.
^ is there supposed to be something special about that one that im not seeing? -
2 weeks agoGiving new meaning to the game "Stone Face".
From Keith Waguespackview in contextlord of the wings October 02, 2008
ya i havent been myself yet but im def going by the end of the week. i cant not.view in contextlord of the wings October 02, 2008
o snap. well the other day i just heard about this place that fuckin read my mind when i envisioned my dream house. like ive always wanted a room with floor and walls made of trampolines. and now (im not sure how long its been there) theres a place that has that shit. and its right down the street!view in contextlord of the wings October 02, 2008
dammit theyre always doing this to me. im telling a sweet story and they start a new pic just to thwart me. THWART i say!
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