Sup, bro. Word on the street is that there's gonna be a real rager at the Zeta house tonight. It's gonna be so rad. Just answer these simple questions to find out if you're going to get drunk and start breaking things, or just chill by the wall all night!

You're at a party and you don't know anyone, you:
Stand by the beer pong table and pretend to be interested (0 points)
Mingle a little bit, ask people their major (1 point)
Make lots of great new friends, forget their names in the morning (2 points)
Chug, and encourage others to chug. Cheer after they've chugged (3 points)

What's your keg etiquette like?
Hang around for ten minutes after you've gotten your drunk to pump for people (0 points)
Fill your cup and pump for the next person in line (1 point)
Nonchalantly start conversation with the second person in line to cut everyone else (2 points)
Steal the closest keg to the door and sneak into your dorm (3 points)

Just answer these five simple questions to find out if your liver is haunted, or if you just ate too many tacos!

Where did you get your liver?
I grew it myself when I was born (0 points)
It was donated to me from a relative (1 point)
It was donated to me from a dead person (2 points)
I found it (3 points)

Does it ever talk to you?
No (0 points)
Sometimes gurgly noises come from my belly (1 point)
It talks, but not to anyone specific (2 points)
Yes and it's rascist as hell (3 points)

College is a time to experiment with all kinds of relationships. Sometimes the status of these relationships can be ambiguous to one or both of the people involved. Answer these six simple questions to find out if your f*ck buddy knows exactly where she stands, or if she's going to light your bed on fire when she finds out you don't love her!

Has she met your parents?
God no (0 points)
It was an accident. She showed up when they were helping me move (1 point)
Sure, I introduced them (2 points)
Yes, she has an open invitation to spend Thanksgiving with my family (3 points)

Have you been to any weddings together?
Hell no (0 points)
Yes, we went to a friend's wedding together (1 point)
Yes, I was her date to one of her family member's weddings (2 points)
Yes, she was my date for a family member's wedding (3 points)