Kevin Corrigan's Articles

4 total in October 2007

  • What Are You Going to be for Halloween?


    Just answer the questions below to see if you are going to come up with a sweet costume this Halloween, or tape a toaster to your head last minute and call yourself Evil Mr. Toasterhead!

    What are your plans for this Halloween??
    Handing out candy to all the little neighborhood kiddies. I love seeing the toddler costumes, SO CUTE! (0 points)
    Taking a rousing trip to historic Salem, Massachusetts to learn about real witches (1 point)
    Horror moviefest, my room, be there, bring funyuns! (2 points)
    Go to a party, get wasted, then go smash pumpkins and fight those big inflatable Halloween decorations (3 points)

    If you had to be killed by a movie monster, who would it be?
    Sulley from Monster’s Inc (0 points)
    I suppose If I had to choose a fictitious character then Grendel from Beowulf would suffice (1 point)
    The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (2 points)
    Sil from Species, even if I didn’t have to be (3 points)

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  • Is it Time to Go to the Health Center?


    Just answer the questions below to see if it’s time to get that cough checked out, or if you should just keep on truckin’!

    How long have you been feeling sick?
    An hour (0 points)
    A day (1 point)
    A week (2 points)
    Since last winter. I should not have ran around outside in my boxers on the first snow day (3 points)

    When you wake up in the morning you:
    Go to the bathroom and take a leak (0 points)
    Go to take a cold shower from sweating the entire night (1 point)
    Go to the bathroom and piss blood (2 points)
    Can't get out of bed because your body won't move (3 points)

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  • Are You Going to Survive Through Mid-Terms?


    Just answer the questions below to see if you’re going to survive through mid-terms, or if your roommate is going to enjoy the rest of the semester living in a single!

    Fill in the blank, “This is my _____ semester”:
    Fifth (0 points)
    Last (1 point)
    First (2 points)
    Only (3 points)

    What’s your favorite thing about living away from home?
    I never have any trouble finding a Pokemon Stadium opponent (0 points)
    The cafeteria has a buffet everyday! (1 point)
    My mom isn’t here to tell me what I can and can’t put in the microwave (2 points)
    My mom isn’t here to tell me I can’t build my own microwave (3 points)

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  • How is your Intramural Sports Team going to do this Semester?


    Just answer the questions below to see if your team is going to go all the way this semester, or if they’re going to lose every game!

    What sport are you going to play?
    Basketball (0 points)
    Flag Football (1 point)
    Volleyball (2 points)
    Water Polo (3 points)

    What’s your team name?
    Something unoriginal, like Team Ramrod (0 points)
    Something boring, like Team Phi Kappa Psi (1 point)
    Something sort of clever-ish, like Off Constantly, so other teams can beat Off Constantly. Get it? (2 points)
    Something awesome, like The Super-Duper Ultra Mega Cool Awesome Funky Mondo Radical Cool Team 4,000,000,000 to the Max (3 points)

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