Kevin Corrigan's Articles

6 total in November 2007

  • Can You Read?


    Just answer the question below to see if you’re capable of understanding printed words, or if you’ve spent your life enjoying the pictures!

    Can you read this?
    No (0 points)
    Yes (1 point)

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  • We made a new site!


    In 1995 there were only three Web sites. One of them was a slick java game that allowed you to attack Barney with a variety of weapons (so neat!). The other two were porn sites. The Internet has grown considerably since then and it’s hard to keep up,

    We here at CollegeHumor understand. You’re busy. You don’t always have time to bust out your gnarly 12-foot internet surfboard and hang ten on the online all day. There are other things you’d rather do in that time, like play Halo 3, sleep or get drunk.

    That’s why we’ve created Today’s BIG Thing. Today’s Big Thing is simple. We find the best video on the Internet every day and put it on the site. One video, every day. That’s it. It’s easy, fun and much more fun than writing a paper.

    PS Click http://www.todaysbigthing.com that’s the url, that url again is http://www.todaysbigthing.com

    PPS The Barney site is still around too.
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  • Rock Band Flyer


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  • Are You a Non-Traditional Student?


    Just answer the questions below to see if you’re a non-traditional student, or if you’re just balding at a young age!

    You always get to class:
    When you feel like it (0 points)
    A couple minutes late then lay low in the back (1 point)
    On time (2 points)
    Five minutes early and sit in the front row (3 points)

    During a lecture you:
    Draw pictures of your professor getting stabbed with captions like “STAB! STAB! STAB!” (0 points)
    Try to speed up time using the power of your mind (1 point)
    Take notes occasionally (2 points)
    Listen intently and ask questions EVERY. FIVE. SECONDS. Jesus! The professor is going to answer your question anyway if you just let him finish. God, SHUT UP! (3 points)

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  • An Open Letter to the Chinese Food Industry

    This is Cheese. Try it. It's delicious.
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  • Is it Time to Start Wearing Pants Yet?


    Just answer the questions below to see if it’s time to switch from shorts to pants, or if you’re going to spend the winter telling people you’re not cold!

    What kind of climate is your school?
    My school is a log cabin on top of a mountain in Alaska, or equivalent (0 points)
    Temperate/normal-ish (1 point)
    Tropical or Florida-like (2 points)
    The inside of an erupting volcano (3 points)

    Finish this sentence “Winter is a time for ____”:
    Indoor activities like watching The Hills and reading movie adaptations (0 points)
    Big puffy jackets (1 point)
    Hot cocoa! mmmmmm (2 points)
    Snowball fights, snow forts, snowboarding, anything with snow in the name (3 points)

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