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4 total in January 2008

  • CollegeHumor Quiz

    Would You Survive A Bear Attack?

    by Kevin Corrigan January 24, 2008


    Just answer the questions below to see if you could escape the mighty jaws of a grizzly bear, or if you'd be mauled to death by his claws!



    Where are you from?
    I'm a city slicker through and through (0 points)
    I rock the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did (1 point)
    I was raised by a farm (2 points)
    I grew up in the mountains, in a region with plenty of deciduous forests and streams (3 points)

    Have you ever been camping?
    No way (0 points)
    My friends and I once stayed in a drive up campsite and got hammered (1 point)
    Yes, it's fun to do once in a while (2 points)
    I would live in a tent in the woods if I could (3 points)

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  • How Many Babies Can You Eat?


    Just answer the questions below to see if you can swallow newborns like it's your job, or if you get full after just a leg!

    For starters, how many times a day do you go to the cafeteria?
    0, I cook for myself or eat elsewhere (0 points)
    1 (1 point)
    2 (2 points)
    3 or more (3 points)

    How tall are you?
    4'11" or less (0 points)
    5'0" - 5'6" (1 point)
    5'7" - 5'11" (2 points)
    6'0" or more (3 points)

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  • Are you well at Math?


    Just answer the questions below to see if you're a regular good Will Hunting when it comes to math, or if you still need an abacus to do basic arithmatic, idiot!

    2 + 5 =
    3 (0 points)
    Fart (1 point)
    Oh my god, is this seriously a quiz about math? That's boring. I can do math in class (2 points)
    At least 5 (3 points)
    7 (4 points)

    If a recipe for sugar cookies calls for 2 cups of cinnamon, how much cinnamon is that in ounces?
    20,000,000 ounces (0 points)
    Poop (1 point)
    Holy sh*t! That's so much cinnamon. And another thing, the title doesn't even make sense. You can't be well at math. You can be good. Retard (2 points)
    A lot. You have to buy more (3 points)
    16 ounces (4 points)

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  • How Are You Going to Die?


    You're going to die. Someday. That's not a threat. Just chill, dude. Stop. No. Don't call the cops. Please? Just answer the questions below to see if you'll be eviscerated by murder-bots or drown in a pool filled with cake, ice cream and bacon!

    When it's really, really cold you like to:
    Go streaking (0 points)
    Stay inside and light up a fat joint (1 point)
    Stay inside and catch up on Bang Bus (2 points)
    Stay inside, download a movie and order some Papa J's (3 points)

    You are depressed when:
    No one else wants to play ultimate (0 points)
    You're broke (1 point)
    The Internet goes down, or your roommate comes back (2 points)
    You think you are becoming lactose intolerant (3 points)

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