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4 total in February 2008

  • CollegeHumor Quiz

    Are You Going To Get Arrested?

    by Kevin Corrigan February 28, 2008


    Just answer the questions below to see if you're going to have to ask your parents to pick you up at the police station, or if you'll finish another semester without a criminal record!

    It's 3 am. You've just left a party, you're drunk and you have to pee. Finish this sentence, "Bro, I have to pee so bad _________"
    that when I finally get to a bathroom I'll have to flush mid-stream so the toilet doesn't overflow with my pee (0 points)
    I'm just gonna go on the floor of the first public bathroom I find (1 point)
    that next house we pass I'm going to bang on the door and see if I can use their toilet (2 points)
    I'm gonna go right here in the middle of the street. Watch for cops (3 points)

    When you drive by a police officer, you:
    Keep going knowing that you're not doing anything wrong (0 points)
    Slam on the breaks until you're doing exactly the speed limit (1 point)
    Keep speeding, they don't pull people over unless you're going like 15 miles over the speed limit (2 points)
    Throw anything incriminating out the window right away (3 points)

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    Are You Our Only Hope?

    by Kevin Corrigan February 21, 2008


    Earth is in imminent danger. Just answer the questions below to see if you'll be the one to save us, of it'll be someone stronger and better looking!

    How mysterious is your past?
    I'm from a normal family in the suburbs where everyone loves each other and we have a dog (0 points)
    I only know one of my parents (1 point)
    I have a very distinct scar and I don't know where it came from (2 points)
    I'm adopted. I've never met my real parents (3 points)

    Do you ever feel like you're different than other boys and girls?
    Yes. They think I'm weird because I wear all black and listen to Marilyn Manson (0 points)
    Yes, and that's why I'll never use a public shower (1 point)
    No, not really (2 points)
    Occassionally, my physical or mental abilities far exceed those of a normal human (3 points)

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    Are You Going To Get Someone Pregnant This Valentine's Day?

    by Kevin Corrigan February 14, 2008


    Just answer the questions below to see if you're going to ruin your life by getting some broad pregnant today, or if you've drank too much Mountain Dew for that to ever be possible! If you are a female taking this quiz, reverse the genders of each question in your head and use your imagination.

    Let's start with the basics, do you have a girlfriend?
    No girlfriend and no girls on the horizon (0 points)
    There's one or two girls I hook up with but it's not serious (1 point)
    I don't have a girlfriend but the girl I hook up with regularly would say she had a boyfriend if asked the same question (2 points)
    I have a girlfriend (3 points)

    Did you get anyone any gifts for today?
    No. I already told you I can't get a date. Stop making me feel bad (0 points)
    I'm sure I can find something in one of my drawers if any girls come over (1 point)
    The movie rental is on me tonight (2 points)
    Flowers and chocolate. Pretty standard really (3 points)

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    Would You Make A Good Homeless Person?

    by Kevin Corrigan February 07, 2008


    Just answer the questions below to see if you could be king of the hobos, or if you'd die in the gutter choking on your own vomit!

    Where do you live now?
    I'm a commuter, I still live with my parents (0 points)
    I have a sweet off campus house or apartment (1 point)
    Dorm living is the place for me (2 points)
    I just sleep on different friends' couches every night and keep all my stuff in my car (3 points)

    When you eat in the cafeteria you:
    Hit up the salad bar, it's the only thing that isn't loaded with sodium (0 points)
    Eat a hamburger no matter what else they're serving (1 point)
    Hang out until I'm hungry again so I get two meals for the price of one (2 points)
    Fill tupperwares with cereal and meatloaf for later (3 points)

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