Just answer the questions below to see if you're a heart-melting hottie or if you're a fat uggo and nobody will ever love you!

Describe your body:
Soft and smooth (1 point)
Doughy (2 points)
Firm, hairy in some regions (3 points)

How long is your hair?
Shoulder length or more (1 point)
Not too short, not too long. You know, in the middle (2 points)
If I'm feeling really wild I'll let it start to grow over my ears, but not usually (3 points)

You're holding a 3-month-old golden retriever. His name is Cody. Cody is nuzzling up into your arms. He's tired. He gently licks your palm as he slips into dreamland. An anonymous stranger holds a gun to your head. If you don't kill Cody, then he'll pull the trigger. As you stare down into Cody's big, bashful puppy eyes you see his total love and trust for you. Is it going to be you, or the dog?

Do you, or have you ever had any pets?
No (0 points)
No. I'm allergic to everything (1 point)
Yes, small stuff like hamsters or fish (2 points)
Yes, dogs or cats (3 points)

What's the big deal? Cody has only been alive for three months. Wouldn't it be a much greater loss to the world if you were gone?
ummmmmm (1 point)
ummmmmm (2 points)

Just answer the questions below to find out if you're going to the ER for a gunshot wound, or something boring like meningitis!

How cautious are you about germs?
I carry hand sanitizer with me and use it often (0 points)
I try to be clean, but I don't let it run my life (1 point)
I don't have a problem letting someone have a bite of my food or drink from the same glass (2 points)
I'll eat food I find in the garbage. I don't give a sh*t (3 points)

What do you do when you're not feeling well?
I go to a real doctor (0 points)
I go to the health center (1 point)
Tough it out (2 points)
Drink until I feel better (3 points)