Kevin Corrigan's Articles

4 total in April 2008

  • CollegeHumor Quiz

    Is It Time To Change Your Pants?

    by Kevin Corrigan April 24, 2008


    Just answer the questions below to see if you can go a couple more days without washing your pants, or if you can stretch another year out of them!

    What kind of pants are we talking about?
    Shorts (0 points)
    Jeans (1 point)
    Khakis (2 points)
    Slacks (3 points)

    How long have you been wearing them?
    Since today (0 points)
    Since yesterday (1 point)
    Since last week (2 points)
    More than a week (3 points)

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    Are You Ever Going To Be Rich?

    by Kevin Corrigan April 17, 2008


    Just answer the questions below to see if you'll be living the high life one day, or if you'll spend the rest of your life drinking miller high life, unable to afford a better beer!

    How do you feel about hard work?
    It sucks and I hate it. Hard work is for squares (0 points)
    I'll do it, but you better believe I'm going to complain the whole time (1 point)
    I work hard, but I also play hard (2 points)
    If I don't accomplish something every single day I feel like a failure (3 points)

    Do you go to a prestigious school?
    It's prestigious among other community colleges (0 points)
    I go to a satellite campus of a decent school (1 point)
    I go to a decent school, main campus (2 points)
    Ivy league, baby (3 points)

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    Is Today Spring Hot Girl Day At Your College?

    by Kevin Corrigan April 10, 2008


    Every year, on the first warm day of spring, all of the hot girls that have been in hiding for the winter suddenly re-appear. It's called Spring Hot Girl Day, and it's the best day of the school year. Just answer the questions below to see if today is going to be Spring Hot Girl Day at your school, or if all of the hot girls are still hibernating in underground caverns!

    Where is your school?
    North, near the top of America somewhere (0 points)
    Somewhere in the middle of the country (1 point)
    On the east or west coast (2 points)
    The south (3 points)

    Look out the window, does it look like there's any chance it could rain?
    It is raining (0 points)
    It's pretty dark. There's some cumulonimbus action going on out there (1 point)
    There are small clouds here and there (2 points)
    Nothing but clear blue skies (3 points)

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    Is It Safe To Masturbate?

    by Kevin Corrigan April 03, 2008


    Your roommate is out. Your favorite porn site was just updated, and you've got one thing on your mind. Is it safe to whip it out and start going at it, or will you be caught with your hands covered in shame?

    How long ago did your roommate leave?
    1 hour-ish (0 points)
    3 hours or more (1 point)
    30 minutes-ish (2 points)
    10 minutes or less (3 points)

    Did they take anything with them?
    Nothing (0 points)
    Gym Bag (1 point)
    Books (2 points)
    Laundry (3 points)

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