Kevin Corrigan's Articles

5 total in May 2008

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    How Far Could You Kick a Puppy?

    by Kevin Corrigan May 29, 2008


    Puppy kicking is all the rage these days. From Anchorman to viral Web ads, everyone is punting puppies! Who can blame them? Puppies are lightweight, aerodynamic and they make the most adorable "yelp" when your foot makes contact with their bodies. Just answer these six simple questions to find out how far you could kick a puppy!

    Measure your kicking leg. How long is it? Estimate if necessary.
    27 inches or less (0 points)
    28 - 30 inches (1 point)
    31 - 33 inches (2 points)
    34 inches or more (3 points)

    How much do you love puppies?
    OMG, I love puppies sooooo much! I want to hug every puppy in the world (0 points)
    A lot and I've had or have pet puppies (1 point)
    Puppies are OK (2 points)
    Their disproportionate bodies offend me (3 points)

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    Was Your Roommate Trying To Kill You?

    by Kevin Corrigan May 22, 2008


    Another school year has come to an end. You made it. After all the long hours of studying, the new friends and new memories, one question still remains. Was your roommate secretly trying to kill you? Answer these six simple questions and find out!

    Did you ever do anything that might give your roommate a reason to kill you?
    No. We were best buds. We even shared underwear (0 points)
    I left a lot of hair in the drain and was kind of a slob (1 point)
    I was generally pretty loud at night when he was trying to sleep or study (2 points)
    I may have hooked up with his girlfriend once or a lot (3 points)

    How bad did he want a single room?
    He'd never live alone, he liked attention too much (0 points)
    We got along great but I'm sure he would've appreciated the extra space and privacy (1 point)
    As much as any normal college student (2 points)
    He always said I was holding him back, and started most sentences with "If I lived in a single..." (3 points)

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    Are You Going To Have A Gr-8 Summer?

    by Kevin Corrigan May 15, 2008


    Schools out! Are the next three months going to be nothing but pool parties and pizza, or will they suck? Just answer these six simple questions to find out!

    Are your parents going on vacation and leaving you home sans babysitter at any point?
    Nope (0 points)
    Maybe for a night here and there (1 point)
    They'll be gone for a whole weekend at some point (2 points)
    I have the house all to myself this July (3 points)

    If yes, are you going to have a party?
    I didn't say yes (0 points)
    No, I'm going to respect their wishes (0 points)
    Yes. Party at my place. Be there or be square (3 points)

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    Should You Graduate?

    by Kevin Corrigan May 08, 2008


    For many of you graduation is approaching fast, like a charging grizzly bear. Is it time to finally face the brutal mauling of real life? Just answer these six simple questions and find out!

    Who is supporting you right now?
    Loans, loans, loans (0 points)
    Some tuition is covered by parents or scholarships, I pay the rest (1 point)
    My parents pay tuition, I have a job for spending money (2 points)
    My parents pay my tuition and expenses (3 points)

    How many years have you been at school?
    6 years or more (0 points)
    5 years (1 point)
    4 years (2 points)
    3 years or less (3 points)

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    Study or Party?

    by Kevin Corrigan May 01, 2008


    Just answer the questions below to see if you should hit the books tonight or go get hammered!

    How much time have you spent studying so far?
    I already know this stuff inside and out (0 points)
    Studied pretty hard for a night or two (1 point)
    Reviewed my notes during commercials once (2 points)
    None (3 points)

    Do you go to class?
    Haven't missed one yet (0 points)
    Missed one (1 point)
    Missed a couple (2 points)
    Went to a couple (3 points)

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