Kevin Corrigan's Articles

2 total in May 2009
  • Normally I wouldn't say that Collegehumor controls the world, but we do. For the second time in a week, the hotlinks section has exerted it's influence to change Earth for the better. First, we won the Nebraska license plate poll. Now we've made an awesome t-shirt of three wolves howling at the moon the top selling shirt on Amazon.

    Great work, everyone! We did this together. We've made this sick wolf shirt the most popular wolf shirt in the world. We've significantly raised public interest in wolf shirts, and that's what it's all about. I want to live in a world where I can walk down the street and know that everyone  I see will be wearing beautiful, majestic wolf shirts. Together we've brought that dream closer to reality. Well done.

    Look, we even made the news!
    In the Washington Post: It's Made of 100% Cotton; Its Sales Are 99% Ironic
    In the NY Times: Think a T-Shirt Can't Change Your Life? A Skeptic Thinks Again


    See More: Wolf T-shirt News
  • NebraskPWNED!

    A couple weeks ago we asked all of you to vote in a poll to choose the new state license plate for the state of Nebraska. The results are in. We won.

    Winner!

    This isn't a victory for Collegehumor. This is a victory for all of us. Together we pranked the entire automobile-owning population of Nebraska. Congratulations.

    The state government claims that our votes weren't counted, but it's pretty clear that no one would vote for that power-point-presentation worthy design because they liked it. They also claim that Collegehumor votes came in evenly over all the choices. We ruin a lot of polls in the hotlinks section. They usually display the results, and I can assure you that, that never happens.

    Thanks to Jack and John in the Morning for alerting us of our victory. I'll be on their radio show at 7:15 central time fielding questions if any of you live in Nebraska and wake up that early.


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