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3 total in September 2009

  • 5 Best Articles, Videos and Pictures of September

    by Kevin Corrigan September 30, 2009
    We did it! We survived another September without being brutally murdered by axe-weilding vikings. Huzzah. Here are the top 5 articles, videos and pictures we posted during what King Charlamagne of the Franks called "the harvest month."

    Top 5 Articles
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    4 Awkward Moments in Facebook Likes


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  • Frat Merger

    by Kevin Corrigan September 29, 2009
    CLASSIC MOOSE!
    Jack:     Alright you guys, listen up.

    Gasinator: Pfffbbbbb! Ugh. Who beefed?

    Jack: Not now, Gasinator, this is important. As you guys know, these are difficult times. Party attendance has declined steadily since the release of the Wii, and the current economic climate isn't helping. Our last Golf Pros and Tennis Hos party only brought in $23, and Moose accidentally bought a giant sandwich with it.

    Squiggy: CLASSIC MOOSE!

    Jack: The bottom line is that we no longer have the money to continue as a fraternity, which is why we're merging with Lambda Nu.

    Burly: Lambda Nu? We hate those assholes.

    Gasinator: Pfffbbbbb! Oh man. Someone just ripped ass.

    Markowitz: Chill out, Burly. Those are our brothers you're talking about. We're all one big frat now. The biggest frat on campus, right? This could be great.

    Jack: Not exactly. We're going to have to let a lot of you go.

    The Omega Chi's shift uncomfortably.

    Jack: Old Mike, you've been with Omega Chi for nine years, deftly avoiding graduation time and time again.

    Old Mike smiles proudly.

    Jack: But the Lambda Nu's have a guy that's been here for 13 years. I'm sorry. You're being replaced by Old Steve.
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  • Orientation Week 2009

    The Anatomy of a Dorm Room

    by Kevin Corrigan September 01, 2009


    College is a time filled with decisions. What to major in, whether or not to join a frat and, most importantly, how to arrange the beds in your dorm room. Once you unpack all your stuff it's really annoying to move them again. Here are the pros and cons for the seven most common dorm-bed configurations.


    Traditional

    Pros: Clearly divides the room, providing you and your roommate with your own personal space.
    Cons: At some point you will see your roommate have sex while he thinks you're sleeping.

    The Sleepover

    Pros: Opens up the center of the room for fun activities like beer pong, or lame ones like Dance Dance Revolution.
    Cons: It's creepy. Everyone will think you're weird.
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