I got gypped, I went to a McDonalds in Japan a year and a half ago and they didn't have nearly this much crazy shit. There was some, don't get me wrong, but not as much.
I thought we were "mutant offspring of a forbidden sexual union that took place millions of years ago between a resident of Atlantis and a human." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius
I think your facts are a bit off, Alex. Kalnoky quit Catch 22 to finish college. There was some kind of legal dispute way back then, I'm hazy on details. 10 or so years down the line, there wasn't any dispute about the re-recordings. It wasn't a fuck you to the former band either. It was because Keasbey Nights was out of print and they didn't want to re-release it without adding some kind of new value to it.
Of course those sites contributed, Bong Walter. We got the ball rolling and then everyone started picking it up. That's how these Internet things work. The real credit goes to those first couple reviewers for getting our attention, or the graphic designer for designing it and inspiring those comments, or wolves for inspiring that graphic designer, or God for inventing wolves. We're just happy to be a part of it. Also, you used the wrong slash.
Of course those sites contributed, Bong Walter. We got the ball rolling and then everyone started picking it up. That's how these Internet things work. The real credit goes to those first couple reviewers for getting our attention, or the graphic designer for designing it and inspiring those comments, or wolves for inspiring that graphic designer, or God for inventing wolves. We're just happy to be a part of it. Also, you used the wrong slash.
Bank Robber Eats Hold-up Note
He also ate $50,000 in non-consecutive, unmarked bills and his gun. The judge said the time he spent on the toilet was punishment enough.
Kevin Corrigan yesterday
It is common, when robbing a bank, to hand the teller a note saying "I have a gun, give me money" as to be discreet and not cause a panic.Hardly Working: Goodbye "HUH!"
A toast to new endings.
CH Staff November 16, 2009
Sorry, Nickles. It's true. We're sad too.It's nice to see Gary Busey is working again
Kevin Corrigan October 16, 2009
Hah! I see it.Save a Poll: Wisconsin is in terrible danger of having birds on their license plate. Vote badger
Kevin Corrigan October 13, 2009
All the bird ones are kind of equally bad, and badgers are funnier than dumb birds, so why not?Ruin a Model UN Conference: Lower right, vote Pop
Kevin Corrigan October 08, 2009
The UPMUNC song was in first before we started.Ruin a Poll: Everyone vote design 16
Kevin Corrigan September 24, 2009
That was Nebraska.I'd also enjoy the blog "my parents were always total squares"
Kevin Corrigan September 24, 2009
Don't forget to submit.Knocked Out Guy Makes Funny Face
"You should have seen your face! They were checking to make sure you were alive and it was like 'uhhhhhhhh.'"
Kevin Corrigan September 14, 2009
It's true!He might be joking, but he's right
Kevin Corrigan September 11, 2009
It's an older version of the page, because people take out things like this on Wikipedia real quick. Also, the current one isn't funny.Ruin a Poll: Everyone vote Jay-Z and Janet
Kevin Corrigan September 10, 2009
I believe in all of you.Finally, something that embarasses me and my dog
Kevin Corrigan September 01, 2009
If this site breaks again I'm giving up on it.Ruin a Jiu Jitsu Poll: Everyone vote Seated Guard
Kevin Corrigan August 20, 2009
Mail me six dozen donuts.That settles it, I'm moving to Japan
Kevin Corrigan August 12, 2009
I got gypped, I went to a McDonalds in Japan a year and a half ago and they didn't have nearly this much crazy shit. There was some, don't get me wrong, but not as much.Ruin a Jonas Brothers Poll: Everyone vote "I'll just wait for the DVD"
Kevin Corrigan August 11, 2009
I thought it was funnier to imagine that Jonas Brothers fans loved the Jonas Brothers enough to see the movie, but not in theaters.Winnie the Pooh has gotten pretty racy in recent years
Kevin Corrigan August 02, 2009
At the rate it's been getting removed and then put back, I'd say everyone has like a 50% chance of seeing it.World's Funnest Way to Break Your Wrist
Pain is just a state of mind. An agonizing, excruciating state of mind.
Kevin Corrigan July 28, 2009
I disagree. If he made it to the trampoline, I would have been impressed.Tiger Riding a Horse
Nature is beautiful.
Kevin Corrigan July 15, 2009
I want to hang with that guy.He is going to have the best resume ever when this is all over
Kevin Corrigan June 17, 2009
There's actually a lot if you scroll down.Game: Super Karoshi. Kill yourself, the puzzle game
Kevin Corrigan June 10, 2009
You're either much better at it than me, or didn't realize that several of the endings are fake.FREE CALIFORNIA POLYTECHNIC STATE UNIVERSITY POWER WHEELS GUY!
Kevin Corrigan May 28, 2009
I like him even more for the horrible music.Other Poorly Photoshopped Foreign Microsoft Ads
by Kevin and Ben August 27, 2009Kevin Corrigan August 27, 2009
That's clearly SSJ3, nerd.Evolution vs. Creationism Simplified
by Ben Joseph June 15, 2009Kevin Corrigan August 18, 2009
I thought we were "mutant offspring of a forbidden sexual union that took place millions of years ago between a resident of Atlantis and a human." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius6 Musicians Who Left Bands Right Before They Got Famous
by Jeff & Patrick August 05, 2009Kevin Corrigan August 05, 2009
I think your facts are a bit off, Alex. Kalnoky quit Catch 22 to finish college. There was some kind of legal dispute way back then, I'm hazy on details. 10 or so years down the line, there wasn't any dispute about the re-recordings. It wasn't a fuck you to the former band either. It was because Keasbey Nights was out of print and they didn't want to re-release it without adding some kind of new value to it.Interns? Um, Yeah!
by Jake Hurwitz July 13, 2009Kevin Corrigan July 15, 2009
BELIEVE ITRestaurant Origins: Chuck E. Cheese
by Kevin Corrigan July 09, 2009Kevin Corrigan July 09, 2009
It was blueberry.Paranoid Boyfriend
by Josh Rabinowitz July 06, 2009Kevin Corrigan July 08, 2009
Foursome?3 Songs Without Auto-Tune
by Brian Murphy June 29, 2009Kevin Corrigan June 29, 2009
Na, man. It's Cher.Kevin Corrigan June 30, 2009
Promise me you'll actually make one of these your ringtone.Blame it on the alcohol
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.680138685200524c4a9415a472433500.mp3
Heartless
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.78858bfd961ee2b1969463928ea4418a.mp3
Believe
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.36f810cc010b31ed14f4aa6b45a35aef.mp3
3 Songs Without Auto-Tune
by Brian Murphy June 29, 2009Kevin Corrigan June 29, 2009
Na, man. It's Cher.Kevin Corrigan June 30, 2009
Promise me you'll actually make one of these your ringtone.Blame it on the alcohol
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.680138685200524c4a9415a472433500.mp3
Heartless
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.78858bfd961ee2b1969463928ea4418a.mp3
Believe
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.36f810cc010b31ed14f4aa6b45a35aef.mp3
Organization Is Key!
by Amir Cohen June 22, 2009Kevin Corrigan June 25, 2009
Are you familiar with Time Loop theory Scott?Work Sucks, I Know
by Brian Murphy June 23, 2009Kevin Corrigan June 23, 2009
He doesn't in real life. You should really get to know him better, I think you two could be great friends.Wolf Shirt FTWolf
by Kevin Corrigan May 27, 2009Kevin Corrigan May 27, 2009
Of course those sites contributed, Bong Walter. We got the ball rolling and then everyone started picking it up. That's how these Internet things work. The real credit goes to those first couple reviewers for getting our attention, or the graphic designer for designing it and inspiring those comments, or wolves for inspiring that graphic designer, or God for inventing wolves. We're just happy to be a part of it. Also, you used the wrong slash.Kevin Corrigan May 27, 2009
You guys are missing the real point of this article, which is "hey guys, that funny wolf shirt on amazon made the news, check it out!"Wolf Shirt FTWolf
by Kevin Corrigan May 27, 2009Kevin Corrigan May 27, 2009
Of course those sites contributed, Bong Walter. We got the ball rolling and then everyone started picking it up. That's how these Internet things work. The real credit goes to those first couple reviewers for getting our attention, or the graphic designer for designing it and inspiring those comments, or wolves for inspiring that graphic designer, or God for inventing wolves. We're just happy to be a part of it. Also, you used the wrong slash.Kevin Corrigan May 27, 2009
You guys are missing the real point of this article, which is "hey guys, that funny wolf shirt on amazon made the news, check it out!"NebraskPWNED!
by Kevin Corrigan May 19, 2009Kevin Corrigan May 19, 2009
It's pretty amazing. Now I know how God feels when he pranks people.Happy 4/20!
by Kevin Corrigan April 20, 2009Kevin Corrigan April 20, 2009
Fixed it. Quick, someone make a lame joke about me being high at work.Super Mario Bros. 3 Weather Report
by Kevin Corrigan April 08, 2009Kevin Corrigan April 09, 2009
No. I respect him too much for that.$60.
What Will Kevin Do For Ricky's Money: YES Edition
by CH Staff March 18, 2009Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Jesus. No one told me about this. I just found this on the front page just now. This is going to be bad.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Make him eat a hot fudge sundae.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
There would be some really weird updates on Collegehumor that day.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I don't know what that means but it sounds great.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Vegemite is so gross.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I've tried that because you get to name one if you do it. I can only eat 2.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Yes! This one!Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I would very much like to try this. I played that game a lot in college.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I can lick my elbow.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Done it. Twice.http://improveverywhere.com/missions/the-no-pants-subway-ride/
Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
70 cents, nice!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Drive from the atlantic ocean to the pacific ocean and back in 100 hours! I've been wanting to do that for a couple years.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Yes!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Oh I've heard of that game. I misread it. I thought he said dessert bus marathon.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
There would be a lot of videos and hotlinks with titles like ";b44232093b23r" if I even managed to get far enough to post them.What Will Kevin Do For Ricky's Money: YES Edition
by CH Staff March 18, 2009Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Jesus. No one told me about this. I just found this on the front page just now. This is going to be bad.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Make him eat a hot fudge sundae.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
There would be some really weird updates on Collegehumor that day.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I don't know what that means but it sounds great.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Vegemite is so gross.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I've tried that because you get to name one if you do it. I can only eat 2.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Yes! This one!Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I would very much like to try this. I played that game a lot in college.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I can lick my elbow.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Done it. Twice.http://improveverywhere.com/missions/the-no-pants-subway-ride/
Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
70 cents, nice!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Drive from the atlantic ocean to the pacific ocean and back in 100 hours! I've been wanting to do that for a couple years.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Yes!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Oh I've heard of that game. I misread it. I thought he said dessert bus marathon.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
There would be a lot of videos and hotlinks with titles like ";b44232093b23r" if I even managed to get far enough to post them.What Will Kevin Do For Ricky's Money: YES Edition
by CH Staff March 18, 2009Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Jesus. No one told me about this. I just found this on the front page just now. This is going to be bad.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Make him eat a hot fudge sundae.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
There would be some really weird updates on Collegehumor that day.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I don't know what that means but it sounds great.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Vegemite is so gross.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I've tried that because you get to name one if you do it. I can only eat 2.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Yes! This one!Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I would very much like to try this. I played that game a lot in college.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I can lick my elbow.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Done it. Twice.http://improveverywhere.com/missions/the-no-pants-subway-ride/
Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
70 cents, nice!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Drive from the atlantic ocean to the pacific ocean and back in 100 hours! I've been wanting to do that for a couple years.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Yes!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Oh I've heard of that game. I misread it. I thought he said dessert bus marathon.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
There would be a lot of videos and hotlinks with titles like ";b44232093b23r" if I even managed to get far enough to post them.What Will Kevin Do For Ricky's Money: YES Edition
by CH Staff March 18, 2009Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Jesus. No one told me about this. I just found this on the front page just now. This is going to be bad.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Make him eat a hot fudge sundae.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
There would be some really weird updates on Collegehumor that day.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I don't know what that means but it sounds great.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Vegemite is so gross.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I've tried that because you get to name one if you do it. I can only eat 2.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Yes! This one!Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I would very much like to try this. I played that game a lot in college.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I can lick my elbow.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Done it. Twice.http://improveverywhere.com/missions/the-no-pants-subway-ride/
Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
70 cents, nice!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Drive from the atlantic ocean to the pacific ocean and back in 100 hours! I've been wanting to do that for a couple years.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Yes!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Oh I've heard of that game. I misread it. I thought he said dessert bus marathon.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
There would be a lot of videos and hotlinks with titles like ";b44232093b23r" if I even managed to get far enough to post them.What Will Kevin Do For Ricky's Money: YES Edition
by CH Staff March 18, 2009Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Jesus. No one told me about this. I just found this on the front page just now. This is going to be bad.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Make him eat a hot fudge sundae.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
There would be some really weird updates on Collegehumor that day.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I don't know what that means but it sounds great.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Vegemite is so gross.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I've tried that because you get to name one if you do it. I can only eat 2.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
Yes! This one!Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I would very much like to try this. I played that game a lot in college.Kevin Corrigan March 18, 2009
I can lick my elbow.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Done it. Twice.http://improveverywhere.com/missions/the-no-pants-subway-ride/
Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
70 cents, nice!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Drive from the atlantic ocean to the pacific ocean and back in 100 hours! I've been wanting to do that for a couple years.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Yes!Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
Oh I've heard of that game. I misread it. I thought he said dessert bus marathon.Kevin Corrigan March 19, 2009
There would be a lot of videos and hotlinks with titles like ";b44232093b23r" if I even managed to get far enough to post them.