CollegeHumor: User 631494's Articles

CollegeHumor: User 631494's Articles http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794912 How You'll Spend Thanksgiving Night Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:22:29 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794912 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794912">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793594 5 Best Articles, Videos and Pictures of October Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793594 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Top 5 Articles
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Sexual Favor Fail

Worst Facebook Flirter Ever

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-20 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 104 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792877 Every Nickelback Wikipedia Page Vandalism Ever Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792877 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

"Nickelfart is a Canadian retard band"

Wikipedia is a wonderful place to share information. It's also a wonderful place for immature people to call things they hate "gay." Few things are as universally hated as Nickelback, so we had our interns scour their Wikipedia history to find every instance of vandalizism. We've compiled the results into one big Nickelback-bashing video.

Click Keep Reading to check it out! Warning: As you can imagine, it's full of curse words, homophobia and racial slurs. Surprise.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-14 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 242 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792237 5 Best Articles, Videos and Pictures of September Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792237 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> We did it! We survived another September without being brutally murdered by axe-weilding vikings. Huzzah. Here are the top 5 articles, videos and pictures we posted during what King Charlamagne of the Franks called "the harvest month."

Top 5 Articles
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4 Awkward Moments in Facebook Likes

Facebook Mom

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-30 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 129 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792186 Frat Merger Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792186 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

CLASSIC MOOSE!

Jack: Alright you guys, listen up.

Gasinator: Pfffbbbbb! Ugh. Who beefed?

Jack: Not now, Gasinator, this is important. As you guys know, these are difficult times. Party attendance has declined steadily since the release of the Wii, and the current economic climate isn't helping. Our last Golf Pros and Tennis Hos party only brought in $23, and Moose accidentally bought a giant sandwich with it.

Squiggy: CLASSIC MOOSE!

Jack: The bottom line is that we no longer have the money to continue as a fraternity, which is why we're merging with Lambda Nu.

Burly: Lambda Nu? We hate those assholes.

Gasinator: Pfffbbbbb! Oh man. Someone just ripped ass.

Markowitz: Chill out, Burly. Those are our brothers you're talking about. We're all one big frat now. The biggest frat on campus, right? This could be great.

Jack: Not exactly. We're going to have to let a lot of you go.

The Omega Chi's shift uncomfortably.

Jack: Old Mike, you've been with Omega Chi for nine years, deftly avoiding graduation time and time again.

Old Mike smiles proudly.

Jack: But the Lambda Nu's have a guy that's been here for 13 years. I'm sorry. You're being replaced by Old Steve.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-29 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 136 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790863 The Anatomy of a Dorm Room Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790863 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

College is a time filled with decisions. What to major in, whether or not to join a frat and, most importantly, how to arrange the beds in your dorm room. Once you unpack all your stuff it's really annoying to move them again. Here are the pros and cons for the seven most common dorm-bed configurations.

Traditional

Pros: Clearly divides the room, providing you and your roommate with your own personal space.

Cons: At some point you will see your roommate have sex while he thinks you're sleeping.

The Sleepover

Pros: Opens up the center of the room for fun activities like beer pong, or lame ones like Dance Dance Revolution.

Cons: It's creepy. Everyone will think you're weird.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-01 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1048 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788104 New Site! Sportspickle.com Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:22:13 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788104 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

I love the sports. For me, there's nothing quite like sitting at home and rooting for the team to win the game. It's the best. I could watch the players try to score more points than the other players all day. Sometimes I even get so excited or mad that I wave my arms around in the air and yell "unbelievable!"

Today we have great news for sports fans, such as myself. We've just relaunched Sportspickle.com, the newest site in the Collegehumor network. Check it out if you like sports, laughing or both! I promise that they know more about sports than I do. Also, what is "baseball?"

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787741 Restaurant Origins: Chuck E. Cheese Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787741 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-09 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 407 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776464 Wolf Shirt FTWolf Wed, 27 May 2009 15:37:54 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776464 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Normally I wouldn't say that Collegehumor controls the world, but we do. For the second time in a week, the hotlinks section has exerted it's influence to change Earth for the better. First, we won the Nebraska license plate poll. Now we've made an awesome t-shirt of three wolves howling at the moon the top selling shirt on Amazon.

Great work, everyone! We did this together. We've made this sick wolf shirt the most popular wolf shirt in the world. We've significantly raised public interest in wolf shirts, and that's what it's all about. I want to live in a world where I can walk down the street and know that everyone I see will be wearing beautiful, majestic wolf shirts. Together we've brought that dream closer to reality. Well done.

Look, we even made the news!
In the Washington Post: It's Made of 100% Cotton; Its Sales Are 99% Ironic
In the NY Times: Think a T-Shirt Can't Change Your Life? A Skeptic Thinks Again

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 62 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776091 NebraskPWNED! Tue, 19 May 2009 15:56:07 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776091 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> vote in a poll to choose the new state license plate for the state of Nebraska. The results are in. We won.

Winner!

This isn't a victory for Collegehumor. This is a victory for all of us. Together we pranked the entire automobile-owning population of Nebraska. Congratulations.

The state government claims that our votes weren't counted, but it's pretty clear that no one would vote for that power-point-presentation worthy design because they liked it. They also claim that Collegehumor votes came in evenly over all the choices. We ruin a lot of polls in the hotlinks section. They usually display the results, and I can assure you that, that never happens.

Thanks to Jack and John in the Morning for alerting us of our victory. I'll be on their radio show at 7:15 central time fielding questions if any of you live in Nebraska and wake up that early.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 165 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774417 Happy 4/20! Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:36:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774417 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-20 16:36:16 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 71 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773692 Super Mario Bros. 3 Weather Report Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:12:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773692 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

"Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."

...and it looks like World 3 will remain underwater for the conceivable future. Now if we go over here to the desert world, it looks like we're still in the middle of this heat wave. We're looking at temperatures above 100 degrees from level 2-1 all the way to the castle. Let me tell you, it is not pleasant out there. Strings of fire are literally jumping around the landscape, and the anthropomorphic ball and chains are so agitated they'll just attack anything within striking distance, so beware.

We have some really interesting things going on here in this un-numbered quicksand block. Of course, we have the fire-breathing-piranha-plant-filled sand waterfalls that are typical for this region. But what's really worth noting are these harmless, but difficult to pass tornados. We have heard reports that, if you run until your flight meter flashes "P" and jump straight into the high-speed vortex, it will suck you into the eye of the storm and gently launch you out the top, placing you safely on the other side.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 102 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773342 A Nerdy Kid Meets His Future Self Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773342 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> A chubby, pimple-faced 14-year-old kid sits at his computer, lethargically moving the mouse and mashing keys. Suddenly, the room begins to rumble. Mint-condition Star Wars action figures fall from the shelves. A bright flash comes from the closet, then everything is calm again. A moment later, a portly 35-year-old man walks out of the closet.

Someday, I'll be a beautiful swan.

Kid: Oh. My. God.
Man: Hello Jason.
Kid: I always knew this day would come. You're a robot, aren't you? And you've come from the future to protect me? I'm the chosen one!
Man: Hahaha. No, no. Not quite. Although I am from the future. I'm you.
Kid: I have so many questions.
Man: Shoot.
Kid: Well, my mom always said that someday I'd blossom into a beautiful man. You're fatter than I am.
Man: Uhhh... Yes. Thanks for noticing that. Plenty of kids do lose weight after puberty. You'll continue to get bigger because you only drink soda and hate exercise.
Kid: Oh. But people don't care about that kind of stuff after high school, right? Won't I find a beautiful girl who loves me for who I am?
Man: I hope so, because I sure haven't found her yet. Most girls won't even talk to me, and the ones I meet online disappear after they find out I'm broke and still live with my Mom.
Kid: Why do you live with Mom? I thought nerds make a lot of money, like Bill Gates.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-07 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 236 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771954 10 Best February Pictures Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:17:46 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771954 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

If America could be represented by a single image, this would be it. And there's nothing I want more hanging above my bed than George Washington on top of a triceratops.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 179 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771953 Ten Best February Videos Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:35:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771953 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 129 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770434 Ten Best January Pictures Sat, 07 Feb 2009 17:45:01 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770434 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

This could very well be the MOST EXTREME SPORT EVER!!!

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 271 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768337 Top Ten Best Videos of 2008 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768337 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> #10

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-12-30 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 264 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768336 Best Videos of 2008, #20-11 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768336 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> #20

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-12-29 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 132 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768234 Santa's Yahoo Answers Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768234 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-12-30 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 187 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1767658 Best Pictures of 2008, Top 10 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1767658 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

#10 One day, she will be mine.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-12-23 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 568 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />