CollegeHumor: Comments by Kevin Corrigan http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924725 Hardly Working: Goodbye "HUH!" Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924725 Hardly Working: Goodbye "HUH!" nonadult comedy A toast to new endings. ch originals, hardly working, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924725"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/9/collegehumor.3ce074266f76ea2677818c290482fcff.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 579 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[It's nice to see Gary Busey is working again]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:225360 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:00:11 -0400 <![CDATA[Save a Poll: Wisconsin is in terrible danger of having birds on their license plate. Vote badger]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:225106 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:00:10 -0400 <![CDATA[Ruin a Model UN Conference: Lower right, vote Pop]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:224796 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:00:10 -0400 <![CDATA[Ruin a Poll: Everyone vote design 16]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:223867 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:00:05 -0400 <![CDATA[I'd also enjoy the blog "my parents were always total squares"]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:223869 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:00:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921090 Knocked Out Guy Makes Funny Face Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:16:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921090 Knocked Out Guy Makes Funny Face nonadult comedy "You should have seen your face! They were checking to make sure you were alive and it was like 'uhhhhhhhh.'" funny face, kick, fight, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921090"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/c/collegehumor.b76fd5e3dec386382e4277bc731572e0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 66 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[He might be joking, but he's right]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:223063 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:00:02 -0400 <![CDATA[Ruin a Poll: Everyone vote Jay-Z and Janet]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:222990 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:00:05 -0400 <![CDATA[Finally, something that embarasses me and my dog]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:222032 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:00:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790552 Other Poorly Photoshopped Foreign Microsoft Ads Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790552 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Earlier this week, a Polish Microsoft ad surfaced in which they had photoshopped out the black guy, presumably because Microsoft believes there are no black people in Poland. This isn't the only time Microsoft has used Photoshop to pander to foreign cultures:

India

Australia

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2124325"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/7/collegehumor.6eee67493ad6ea1b928120078bed4e65.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-27 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2124325">Kevin and Ben</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 326 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Ruin a Jiu Jitsu Poll: Everyone vote Seated Guard]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:221593 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:00:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776683 Evolution vs. Creationism Simplified Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776683 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

EVOLUTION, as understood by a Creationist:

A few hundred years ago, deep in the jungle, a girl monkey goes into labor.

Monkey Boyfriend: You can do it, sweetie.

With a loud monkey noise, she gives birth.

Monkey Doctor: It's a new species!

Monkey Boyfriend: We'll call it humans. 

An elderly fish enters, pats the chimpanzee on the back.

Fish: I'm proud of you, son.

Monkey Boyfriend: Thanks, dad.

(SIDE NOTE: The monkeys are not married.)

Years later, the human boy is cornered by some predators.

Human boy: Crap. Better evolution-ize.

The boy evolves some laser eyes, or possibly wings. He easily defeats all the predators. 
 
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-15 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 437 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[That settles it, I'm moving to Japan]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:221063 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:00:03 -0400 <![CDATA[Ruin a Jonas Brothers Poll: Everyone vote "I'll just wait for the DVD"]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:220986 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:00:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789245 6 Musicians Who Left Bands Right Before They Got Famous Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789245 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Pete Best, Former Drummer, The Beatles

Kicked out of the greatest rock band ever, Pete Best is history's most famous person famous for not being famous. The reasons behind Best's notorious 1962 dismissal as The Beatles' drummer -- two years before their historic Ed Sullivan show - have been a point of debate among Beatlemaniacs and members of the Pete Best Fan Club for decades. Some claim he lacked the solid beats needed to support a rock band, while others claim John and Paul vainly wanted a less attractive drummer. Considering his replacement was the dubious-looking Ringo Starr, the second theory actually seems likely.

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Eric Stefani, Former Keyboardist, No Doubt

As a musician, Eric Stefani (brother of Gwen) has the other kind of bad timing. His rhythm is fine, but his career moves have always come at the wrong time. Shortly after making Airwalks and trombones cool again with No Doubt's breakout album, Tragic Kingdom, Stefani left to become an animator just as the band was becoming great, then joined The Simpsons just as that show's decline into thorough suckitude was beginning.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562982"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/5/collegehumor.a38249fddab8bb4c357d45a5e57a11dc.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-05 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562982">Jeff & Patrick</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 151 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Winnie the Pooh has gotten pretty racy in recent years]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:220307 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:00:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917986 World's Funnest Way to Break Your Wrist Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:43:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917986 World's Funnest Way to Break Your Wrist nonadult comedy Pain is just a state of mind. An agonizing, excruciating state of mind. ouch, stunt, oops, wrist, trampoline, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917986"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/b/collegehumor.63b69a7d51c9e35851707e6ba4ecdb60.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 106 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917053 Tiger Riding a Horse Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:34:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917053 Tiger Riding a Horse nonadult comedy Nature is beautiful. tiger, horse, circus, wtf, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917053"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/b/collegehumor.017f602e6dca7d0f50a8a6ab876f1a95.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 21 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787951 Interns? Um, Yeah! Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:29:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787951 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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