Near-Fatal Samurai Sword Accident

A lesser samurai would have missed or killed him completely.

Vertical Pizza

Scott Gairdner presents the coolest thing to happen to pizza since the Ninja Turtles.

Hardly Working: Superheroes

Saving the world from the burritos of injustice.

Where The Hell is Matt's Girlfriend?

Matt's first video made the world cry. This one returns the favor.

Trashcan Jumping

He's not really hurt, he just wants attention. That's also why he was jumping garbage cans.

Becky!

Why would she ever leave a guy like him?

Romano Sings

Order now and receive a copy of Kevin James's weight-loss video.

Safe and fun usually don't go together

The Bromance is Gone

When two bros drift apart, the sadness felt can only be expressed through R&B.

The Day Football Died

Oddly enough, this is the only song on current Packers QB Aaron Rodgers' iTunes.

Death Defying Slip-N-Slide

The next evolutionary step after Crocodile Mile.

Hardly Working: Agreements

Some promises weren't made to be broken into tiny little pieces.

Tay Zonday & Weezer's Brian Bell: Pork & Beans

Stay tuned for Rivers Cuomo and Chris Cocker whining together.

The Last Days of Dr. Wily

"We're not building a themed adventure for Mega Man, just kill him!"

Help the Police

A rap song by NWA (Ni**az With Authority-Respect).

Slow-Motion Punches

Just slow enough to see the moment of regret.

Board Game Murder Mystery

Two criminals bet their future on a roll of the dice.

CH Videogames Weekly: Girls and Video Games

In this episode of A Winner Is You, Jeff/Jake/Amir/Sarah visit the Major League Gaming tournament in the Meadlowlands, NJ to get the scoop on the boy/girl ratio.

Oprah Audience Goes Crazy Over "Favorite Things"

Oprah Winfrey announces her gift giveaway to 300 women who would later hang themselves, driven to suicide by the crushing weight of normal, everyday happiness.

Panda Sneeze Attack

Congratulations, just by watching this video, you've been granted 780 years of good health and virility.