INT. CONFERENCE TABLEThe 50 states are sitting around a large conference table.Ohio: Everything has been downhill since we took Alaska.
Hawaii: I told you all 50 were too many.
Delaware: We were better off as colonies.
Illinois: Would you all shut up? Now are we going to get rid of Texas or not?
Mississippi: Motion to suspend voting on Puerto Rico indefinitely.
All (except New Mexico): Aye.
Illinois: Don't get us sidetracked!
Vermont: Hey, Chicago, take a chill pill.
Illinois: My name is not Chicago.
Vermont: Whatevs.
Illinois: Whatevs? You philistine, I'm a state. Chicago is a city. There's a difference.
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