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I'm telling you guys, pale is the new tan for summer '09.
Bill Paxton June 14, 2009
Coming from a crappy community college we don't expect much you Matt. Enjoy being a failure."So this is a checklist of everything they want us to do during Beach Week?"
Bill Paxton June 06, 2009
I wish I was graduating from h/s right now and not college. Fucking job search blowsThe customer reviews are always super positive.
Paul April 30, 2009
I know what to do!*ignores it and leaves the money on the dresser*
Check out the e-mail. That's the kind of team I'd want my daughter to play for
Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
This guy is my hero and he's completely right. Just read a CNN article where a woman was arrested b/c she kicked her 10 and 12 yr old kids out of the car for fighting a couple miles from their house--in a guady upper crust neighborhood. Fuck that noise, kids are too coddled these days and it's all about being "nice" and "pc". Next generation (and probably this one too) is going to be a bunch of pansies with no competitive spirit or motivation.Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
Yeah I don't really see how you missed that vic. I was posting my thoughts on the situation; you know, creating a dialogue. Better luck next time maybe.Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
Good point. Better luck next time me. Read vics last and it just stayed in my head I guess. Point remains, Charlie Murphy doesn't understand the internet.Bill Paxton April 23, 2009
Chris- flame wars and the general comments are so incredibly stupid I'd rather be born a Chinese sports prodigy than join in. Hopefully some others chill out and contribute some actual comments that I can laugh at but I think it's kind of hopeless.Check out the e-mail. That's the kind of team I'd want my daughter to play for
Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
This guy is my hero and he's completely right. Just read a CNN article where a woman was arrested b/c she kicked her 10 and 12 yr old kids out of the car for fighting a couple miles from their house--in a guady upper crust neighborhood. Fuck that noise, kids are too coddled these days and it's all about being "nice" and "pc". Next generation (and probably this one too) is going to be a bunch of pansies with no competitive spirit or motivation.Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
Yeah I don't really see how you missed that vic. I was posting my thoughts on the situation; you know, creating a dialogue. Better luck next time maybe.Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
Good point. Better luck next time me. Read vics last and it just stayed in my head I guess. Point remains, Charlie Murphy doesn't understand the internet.Bill Paxton April 23, 2009
Chris- flame wars and the general comments are so incredibly stupid I'd rather be born a Chinese sports prodigy than join in. Hopefully some others chill out and contribute some actual comments that I can laugh at but I think it's kind of hopeless.Check out the e-mail. That's the kind of team I'd want my daughter to play for
Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
This guy is my hero and he's completely right. Just read a CNN article where a woman was arrested b/c she kicked her 10 and 12 yr old kids out of the car for fighting a couple miles from their house--in a guady upper crust neighborhood. Fuck that noise, kids are too coddled these days and it's all about being "nice" and "pc". Next generation (and probably this one too) is going to be a bunch of pansies with no competitive spirit or motivation.Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
Yeah I don't really see how you missed that vic. I was posting my thoughts on the situation; you know, creating a dialogue. Better luck next time maybe.Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
Good point. Better luck next time me. Read vics last and it just stayed in my head I guess. Point remains, Charlie Murphy doesn't understand the internet.Bill Paxton April 23, 2009
Chris- flame wars and the general comments are so incredibly stupid I'd rather be born a Chinese sports prodigy than join in. Hopefully some others chill out and contribute some actual comments that I can laugh at but I think it's kind of hopeless.Check out the e-mail. That's the kind of team I'd want my daughter to play for
Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
This guy is my hero and he's completely right. Just read a CNN article where a woman was arrested b/c she kicked her 10 and 12 yr old kids out of the car for fighting a couple miles from their house--in a guady upper crust neighborhood. Fuck that noise, kids are too coddled these days and it's all about being "nice" and "pc". Next generation (and probably this one too) is going to be a bunch of pansies with no competitive spirit or motivation.Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
Yeah I don't really see how you missed that vic. I was posting my thoughts on the situation; you know, creating a dialogue. Better luck next time maybe.Bill Paxton April 22, 2009
Good point. Better luck next time me. Read vics last and it just stayed in my head I guess. Point remains, Charlie Murphy doesn't understand the internet.Bill Paxton April 23, 2009
Chris- flame wars and the general comments are so incredibly stupid I'd rather be born a Chinese sports prodigy than join in. Hopefully some others chill out and contribute some actual comments that I can laugh at but I think it's kind of hopeless.Glenn Beck Guest Passes Out
How about I just collapse and don't say anything, huh? Try and argue with that.
Bill Paxton April 14, 2009
damnAmerica's Saddest Home Videos
Filmed in front of a miserable studio audience.
CH Staff April 07, 2009
thats not amir rookie biotch thats the dude from the high times vidsAll the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Chocolate!" and I'll whisper "French Vanilla Marble."
The Doctor March 28, 2009
caption makes itThe Doctor March 29, 2009
fact: i fucked the paul reiser outta helen hunt on the set of twisterAll the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Chocolate!" and I'll whisper "French Vanilla Marble."
The Doctor March 28, 2009
caption makes itThe Doctor March 29, 2009
fact: i fucked the paul reiser outta helen hunt on the set of twisterReally Good Poker Hand
Or a really bad poker hand, if you're the guy trying to beat him.
Bill Paxton March 07, 2009
sunglasses are lame at the tableBill Paxton March 07, 2009
he was an idiot to put it all in immediately like that, only hand that's going to call him and lose is J K but he wouldntve raised with that on the flop. AA, AQ, QQ, A10 all beat him, its not like this was some miracle it happens all the timeReally Good Poker Hand
Or a really bad poker hand, if you're the guy trying to beat him.
Bill Paxton March 07, 2009
sunglasses are lame at the tableBill Paxton March 07, 2009
he was an idiot to put it all in immediately like that, only hand that's going to call him and lose is J K but he wouldntve raised with that on the flop. AA, AQ, QQ, A10 all beat him, its not like this was some miracle it happens all the timeGet ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows!
Alex Rogan March 07, 2009
^lolPainful Water Slide
Now let's see it without the water at the bottom.
Bill Paxton March 06, 2009
honestly whats the deal with not keeping the tape rolling, the aftermath is the best partGame: Guess where the place is on Earth, or don't guess if you're really smart.
Bill Paxton March 06, 2009
lvl 10 16539...so addictiveBadminton Shuttlecock Smashes Watermelon
Lee Yong Dae is an Olympic gold medal winning badminton player. It's a wonder the watermelon scored any points before getting obliterated.
Bill Paxton March 06, 2009
this is like...a crime drama...i hope he gets out of itThis is for anyone who ever said soccer wasn't manly. Such finesse!
Bill Paxton February 18, 2009
that was sickWe'll soon figure out a way to eat bacon WHILE sleeping. Enough of waiting for this stupid alarm clock to go off like a bunch of filthy animals.
Brynner February 08, 2009
what'd everyone think of the show?BMX One Half Flip
More professional bike riders should just wipeout, it's way more entertaining.
Bill Paxton February 07, 2009
I don't know why, but right now all I want to do is punch you many times in the face.Snuggies are for Wizards
by Rick Rude March 04, 2009Bill Paxton March 04, 2009
so closeRoommate Confessions: Issue 63
by Jeff Rosenberg February 16, 2009Bill Paxton February 17, 2009
finally some love for the history majors...for the record, my historical figure would probably be Alexander the Great, that guy was beyond badassRoommate Confessions: Issue 56
by Jeff Rosenberg December 15, 2008Bill Paxton December 16, 2008
3rd...these were pathetic. I prefer the made up ones to this garbageRoommate Confessions: Issue 49
by Jeff Rosenberg October 27, 2008Bill Paxton October 28, 2008
And the fact that this kid just took the pictures and then sent them, I mean it doesn't take a genius to realize that the pictures this kid just took are shockingly similar to the ones he's receiving.What 'Point Break' Taught Me
by Mr Kreeg March 25, 2008Bill Paxton April 15, 2008
learn to read Lee."and to the the FIRST movie i ever saw gary busey in was rookie of the year"
Roommate Confessions: Issue 20
by Jeff Rosenberg April 04, 2008Bill Paxton April 07, 2008
like a can and a half broBill Paxton April 07, 2008
they were all too lame to be fakeRoommate Confessions: Issue 20
by Jeff Rosenberg April 04, 2008Bill Paxton April 07, 2008
like a can and a half broBill Paxton April 07, 2008
they were all too lame to be fakeWeekly WYR: April 3rd
by Jake Hurwitz April 03, 2008Bill Paxton April 04, 2008
Bragging that you're a virgin is the new black i guessRoommate Confessions: Issue 19
by Jeff Rosenberg March 28, 2008Bill Paxton March 31, 2008
coke's the new weed right?Caption Contest: Week of 3/17
by Doug Kellner March 19, 2008Bill Paxton March 19, 2008
Pre-shaming.My Letter to Michael Cera
by Dan Amerman March 04, 2008Bill Paxton March 11, 2008
but you said...Bill Paxton March 11, 2008
Her?My Letter to Michael Cera
by Dan Amerman March 04, 2008Bill Paxton March 11, 2008
but you said...Bill Paxton March 11, 2008
Her?Frat Wall
by Jeff Rosenberg July 16, 2007Bill Paxton January 25, 2008
hahah durtz...we gave him that name when we were like 10Where's The Party At?
by Dan Gurewitch November 12, 2007Bill Paxton November 17, 2007
agreed.Menu at the Drunk Food Cafe
by Amir Blumenfeld November 01, 2007Bill Paxton November 03, 2007
Garbage plates are god's gift to mankindMy Fight Against Alphabetical Elitism
by Brian Zitelli March 05, 2007Bill Paxton March 05, 2007
Honestly what are you complaining about if you get to chill in the back of the class and sleep?? As a "C" it means I get called early on any roll call bullshit, whereas you W-Zs get those extra 2 minutes to make it to class...quit whining Zs