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2 weeks agoStar Trek 90210
New faces and dangerous outer spaces.
view in contextSokar November 19, 2008
Only redeeming quality was having Zach Quinto listed as "Syler" instead of "Spock"... if his name isn't Zach Quinto, i do not care, it is close enough... they shoulda listed John Cho as "Harold" -
1 month agoWill Ferrells
Ouch, sucks to get stuck as Kicking and Screaming Will Ferrell.
From joe romano at East Stroudsburgview in contextSokar November 02, 2008
piano key necktie*
What have you done, Derek? Nothing! Nothing! Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me... -
1 month agoFrank The Bunny
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
From Jared -
2 months agoThe Hillbillie family reunion
other actvities include firecracker wars, intoxication, armwrestling, and reminiscing about all those times you and your cousins did things worthy of eternal damnation
From Allyson at University of Rochesterview in contextSokar October 01, 2008
Is the kid in the blue/teal shirt have the gun pointed at his eye? That can't be safe... plus there are prepubescents holding guns... again, not very safe -
3 months agoPig Fights Lion
That'll do pig. That'll do.
view in contextSokar September 08, 2008
Hyena -Hey what's with the pig?
Pumba - What did you say?
Timon- Uh, oh.
Pumba - They called me MR. PIG! AHHH!
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6 months agoTan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar!
From Trina Svenview in contextSokar June 15, 2008
Never saw that movie, only heard good things tho... what site you using to watch movies, Socks? I only ask cause, most can generally load & buffer as they go along, thus you can start watching the movie while it is still loadingview in contextSokar June 15, 2008
I would opt for some sulphuric acid... arsenic would have to be absorbed into the blood stream & i do not have that kind of time... some sulphuric acid will get it done quick... maybe some hydrochloric acid instead... hmmm... so many options, but i think we should stick to fast acting agents -
7 months agoJust add an apostrophe s after everything. Why? Because the lord himself told me to!
From LeUrchinview in contextSokar May 04, 2008
no but really what does P.K. stand for?
Personal Kinesthetics?
People Killers? -
7 months agoRight before the sacrifice.
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7 months agoC-? If he's not failing, this deserves an A.
From Nickview in contextSokar May 01, 2008
well handwriting does get progressively worse, so if this was like the 50th paper, the bad handwriting is understandable, especially if the prof/TA writes lots of comments... otherwise i believe a kindergartener may be grading this paper -
8 months agoThey aren't stopping. Maybe if I fire my pistol wildly into the air....
From codeyview in contextSokar April 17, 2008
1-"Hey, should we pick him up"
2-"He has an ax!"
1-"But he has bud light"
2-"And an AX!"
1-"I'm sure there is a good reason... hey buddy, what's with the ax?"
3-"Uhh... can opener?"
1-''Hop in" -
9 months agoThat Guy is just making sure the picture gets taken. Everything seems to be in order here.
From El Diego -
9 months ago"My roommate asked for me to find girls to put SAE on their butt." Fair enough.
From Nick Stabile at Hofstra -
10 months agoDidn't have the right lens to get a picture of the whole thing.
From Dan at Milwaukee School of Engineeringview in contextSokar February 24, 2008
Actually what is pictured is primarily a trailer designed similarly to a stretch vehicle attached to what appears to be a modified pick-up truck... so unless libertarianism opposes trailers, i don't see it
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10 months agoSparataaa!
From Dillon Trahanview in contextSokar February 10, 2008
If you keep making that face, your face will freeze like that -
11 months agoShowin' how funky
and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter
who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it.From Silviaview in contextSokar January 24, 2008
Dr., I believe you are thinking of pita, a delectable grain product... sword was talking about PETA, a group of crazies obsessed with animals - reasons unknown, my guess is beastiality -
1 year agoYou're going to need a bigger boat.
From Meghanview in contextSokar December 11, 2007
Um, Dizzle, dogs like German Sheppards or Bull Mastiffs... you wouldnt stand a chance... and the sharks, not so sure... you may survive & the shark leave, but if the fight is measured by who gets more fucked up, you are definitely going to lose that, unless you are fighting like lemon sharks... so ima hafta call Bullshit on your ability to beat all the animals you mentioned -
1 year agoAaa--aaa---aaaaahhhCHOO!
From David Girardview in contextSokar December 08, 2007
Unfortunately, i must agree with Daniel:KOD, NYC, LA & Boston are the three biggest exports of ppl of douche status ever, tho not everyone from there is necessarily a douche, hopefully KKKristie escaped such a stigmatizing fate -
1 year agoO.J. Simpson - not a jew!
From Justin Margolisview in contextSokar December 07, 2007
you know what makes my life easier, Travis? Drugs... they are practically a godsend -
1 year agoHalloween is over, let Christmas season begin!
From Nick Johnson at North Dakotaview in contextSokar November 08, 2007
na, setting up IVs is too complicated & expensive, plus it cuts out the burning sensation that alcohol provides, so its more of a fag move to just inject itview in contextSokar November 08, 2007
fags for not having beer? what kinda pussy drinks beer as their source of alcohol... grow a pair and drink some whiskey or 151view in contextSokar November 08, 2007
very nice South Park quote, Jake... Mr. Garrison fucking nailed it with that (Garrison was still a Mr when he said that) -
1 year ago"I just took a random picture, but I got more than I bargained for."
From ...view in contextSokar November 07, 2007
key word there is "knowingly"
a dedicated person could definitely get u on acid without you noticingview in contextSokar November 07, 2007
what they said... but who the hell stands right next a dart board, shes really asking for it
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