Captain Planet Likes

If this were a Disney movie there would be a referee saying "nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't mambo." Since it's Telemundo, everyone just accepts it.

Hopefully he withdrew a lot of money.

Stop laughing. That water is scalding hot.

Seriously, does anyone in America care?

It's nice to see that Miss Teen South Carolina is trying to make a difference now that she's all grown up.

We were going to write something funny, but we were too gripped by indescribable beauty.

"Storming that beach was hell. There were enemy toddlers everywhere. We had to climb over sandcastles 12 inches high as beach balls and frisbees landed all around us. I survived, but we buried several of my friends in the sand."

Amir makes a blindfolded half-court basketball shot for $500,000. Or so he thinks.

Operation "Waste Time and Resources" was a complete success.

She got him back though, by sleeping around.

Thanks to whoever made the law that they have to release 911 calls.

It's all part of the circle of life: The pelican eats the pigeon to survive, and the humans watch to laugh.

Hopefully he withdrew a lot of money.

Stop laughing. That water is scalding hot.

A full-on brawl erupted when one of them tried to claim the loose fries.

Seriously, does anyone in America care?