Philly is so slow that even birds have to wait in the airport to fly
This should have been an ad for a toilet store, because he has a potty mouth.
From Free-Range Chickens.1Observation: None of the girls in my class think that I'm cool.Research: My older brother told me that the political hardcore band Rage Against the Machine is cool.Hypothesis: If I pretend to be really into the political...
Don't wait until you're in dire need of help, call now!
Don't try this at home -- the wave's won't be big enough.
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or...