Class of '09
I don't know if you've noticed, but the Washington Monument looks like my penis.
You'll be saying wow everytime
It's fuckin ShamWOW! Buy it! Germans make it so it's good.
Class of '09
Does having sex cause crabs, or the other way around?
With an infomercial legend in your prison, you'll be saying wow every time.
Amir makes a blindfolded half-court basketball shot for $500,000. Or so he thinks.
I'd love to watch them have a pitch-off, but I'd just end up spending $200 on sh*t I don't need.