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  • Tuesday, Dec 12 2006

  • CollegeHumor Classic

    If This Update Gets 100 Likes My Girlfriend Will Have a Threesome

    by Jake Hurwitz December 12, 2006


    I swear to God you guys, she said that. Seriously, you don’t understand how much I need this. Just do this one thing for me, you know I’d do it for you. Check this out.

     
    100 likes I get the threesome

     
    150 likes and it gets to be with another girl

     
    200 likes and I post pictures of it

     
    300 likes and she won’t tell people I hit her

     
    400 likes and I can have Amir Blumenfeld videotape it


    450 likes and Jeff Rubin will videotape Amir videotaping it, and we'll post it on CollegeHumor

     
    500 likes and she’ll respect me

     
    550 likes and I get anal.

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  • Friday, Dec 8 2006

  • A History of the World, By My Younger Brother (Part II)

    by Katie Marino December 08, 2006

    (In case you missed it, Part I)

    My brother
    Me

    Remember that guy Jaques Cousteau who made movies about fish and stuff?

    Yes.

    How did he die?

    Heart attack.

    Wrong. He was killed by mermaids.

    No...

    Yes.

    Mermaids don't exist. Heart attacks do.

    Mermaids definitely exist. You just don't know about them because you've never been deep enough in the ocean.

    I didn't see any in the beginning of 'Titanic.'

    That movie was stupid.

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  • Thursday, Nov 30 2006

  • A History Of The World, By My Younger Brother

    by Katie Marino November 30, 2006
    Me My brother Okay, so you know how everybody thinks that dinosaurs were destroyed by a meteor? Yeah That's not true. They were destroyed by dragons. ... I'm listening. Dragons evolved from dinosaurs, obviously. Where else would they come from? Certainly not God, creator of heaven and earth. Shut up. They evolved from dinosaurs. And then one day they realized that most dinosaurs suck, so they killed most of them, except for Velocoraptors and T-rex, which they allowed to evolve into birds. Right, right. The rest of them they killed and ate or something. Obviously. Then dragons kept evolving, but they were kind of hot, so they made an ice age. They... have that power? Are you going to shut up or not? Fine. Sorry. After the ice age they went to Europe and China, where they became awesome. Especially the Chinese dinosaurs. They learned how to talk. To each other? To everyone. Could anything else talk? People could obviously talk. Oh, people were around by this time. God, yes. Are you even paying attention?
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  • Wednesday, Nov 1 2006

  • Man of the Century

    by Jeff Rubin November 01, 2006
    This week's MAN OF THE CENTURY is Pitt's John Landreneau. John conceived and designed a Transformers costume that actually transforms. If you haven't seen the video of it in action yet, make sure you have the next 20 seconds free and check it out. I sat down with John for an exclusive IM interview about his costume, Halloween, and life itself.
    From, "I'm going to build a working Transformer costume" to, "I'm done." How long did the project take? I worked on it Monday through Thursday, from about 5 in the evening till 3 or 4 in the morning... so about 35-40 hours? Really? 35-40 hours? Yeah, luckily I only had one homework assignment this week. I totally lucked out on everything with this costume.
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