CollegeHumor: Comments by Landreneau http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1767003 Read a Book Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:47:54 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1767003 Read a Book nonadult comedy I can never understand the words, is this about killing people? rap, hip hop, music video, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1767003"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/b/collegehumor.a3127ce04f8156a1f86869cb7ff1f0bf.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1735 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764274 Tesla Music Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:20:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764274 Tesla Music nonadult comedy World's deadliest instrument. electricity, science, mario theme, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764274"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/4/collegehumor.2ad82d09fbe9035ef3fc2714c94a07ee.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 620 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764274 Tesla Music Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:20:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764274 Tesla Music nonadult comedy World's deadliest instrument. electricity, science, mario theme, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764274"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/4/collegehumor.2ad82d09fbe9035ef3fc2714c94a07ee.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 620 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733631 Gay Ways to Wear a Fanny Pack Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:07:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733631 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-12 12:07:05 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 141 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733431 Remember That Time I Blacked Out? Me Neither. Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:42:21 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733431 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>     For those of you that may not know me, I have a propensity for drinking copious amounts of alcohol, often to the point where I am no longer able to form new memories.  For years I operated under the assumption that if I couldn't remember what happened it must have been totally sweet.  After a while, I started to become a little upset that I was missing out on all of this awesomeness, so I decided to take action.
    The plan was glorious in its simplicity:  I hired a naive freshman to follow me around and document my exploits.  Finally, I would know how cool I was being, how sweet I looked, and have a definitive record of all the hot action I was surely scoring.
    So here, in detail, is a log of my activities on the night of April 17, 2007.

8PM- Power Hour.  Mix consisted of "Thunder Horse" on repeat 28 times.
8:54PM- Puke and Rally(almost made it!)- This was going to be a good night!
9PM- Puke and Rally-  Don't judge me.
9-10PM- Pregaming continues- So far so good.

To this point I am aware of my actions and everything is OK.  However as my BAC rises, I things become hazy.

10:37PM- Shot down by Elise "The Red Barron" Smithton-  This was followed by  14 solid minutes of weeping.
11:21PM- I order a mandatory sing-a-long to Michael Jackson's Thriller- The situation becomes tense when I call everyone retarded for not knowing the dance.
11:34PM- I order a pizza for delivery.
12:07AM- The Pizza arrives- I apparently challenged the delivery boy to a bare-knuckle boxing match in the back yard.  This explains the mysterious bruises to my ribcage.  The match ends abruptly when I vomit on the other contender.
12:23-12:27AM- Dry humping anything/anyone in sight.
12:27-12:28AM- Making out with Suzy "Goodyear" Jones- This only lasted about  45 seconds to a minute because I apparently recognized what was happening.
12:36AM-1:02AM- Drunken dissertation about why Raphael was the best turtle.
1:14AM- An ill fated attempt to get another pizza, this time from the pizzeria itself, ends in tragedy when I vomit again on the same guy I fought only an hour or so before.  Honestly, I don't know where all this puke is coming from, but I can't seem to stop it.
1:42AM- I drunk dial my mother.
2:13AM- After failing to obtain a refund from the all-night tattoo parlor I stumble down the street to an ex-girlfriend's apartment complex and scream insults until I collapse on the sidewalk.  I was later told that I had in fact been standing outside of a senior-citizen high rise.
2:31AM- Two kindly souls drag my unconscious body back to my house and drop me on the couch where I awake the next day at 1PM, remembering little to nothing of the previous night.

Upon reviewing these notes, I  learned something important.  I learned that it's not what's on the outside that matters, its the matter on the inside that you spew forth that really counts.  That, and I also learned that I'm no longer welcome at Pizza Perfecto.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:80290"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/9/collegehumor.f3ce2503a6b73b7e566c0e194eeae43e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:80290">Brian Zitelli</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:92"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762893 Video Killed the Radio Star Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:10:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762893 Video Killed the Radio Star nonadult comedy An amazing street performance by three high school students known as The Wrong Trousers. harp, mandolin, bass, video killed the radio star, music video, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762893"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/9/collegehumor.f8d4332d8fad1503b9ca51f987ba4fad.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1541 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762315 Photosynth Prototype Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:59:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762315 Photosynth Prototype nonadult comedy What a horrible time to be blind. future, photography, technology, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762315"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/f/collegehumor.94f522e0b512223078f6831f73de2fa3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1500 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761982 Facebook Off Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:20:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761982 Facebook Off nonadult comedy A movie trailer from the creators of Face/Off and Facebook. CH Originals, facebook, trailer, best of ch originals, CH Sketches, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761982"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.fa8c083e4628a5a957ba263a3a75ac70.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2397 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1722592 Cap Boso #6 Fri, 09 Mar 2007 13:55:21 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1722592 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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Ten Household Accessories Belonging to Serial Killer, Ed Gein

  1. Lamp shades made from human skin
  2. A belt made from nipples
  3. Four noses and a heart
  4. A table with shinbone legs
  5. A bowl made from the top of a human skull
  6. Salted female genitals in a shoe box
  7. A pair of lips on a string curtain pull
  8. A shirt of human skin complete with female breasts
  9. The faces of nine women, mounted on a wall
  10. A head with large nails hammered through each ear.

Seriously, man? A nipple-belt?
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-28 15:06:40 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1744927 Minesweeper Record Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:58:08 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1744927 Minesweeper Record nonadult comedy Minesweeper enthusiasts play on Minesweeper Clone, a program designed to track and authenticate high scores. That's right, I said "minesweeper enthusiasts." minesweeper, puzzle, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1744927"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.c01bf5e70fd439d365605e2c65d9db25.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 74 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719459 The Weekly WYR Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:50:45 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719459 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather...

  • Be constantly sweating or constantly shivering?
  • Be the lead in a genital herpes commercial or an HIV commercial? From Nick
  • Get beaten by a tube sock filled with batteries or a thermal sock also filled with batteries?
  • Have to wear 2 hoop nose rings for the rest of your life or have a tattoo on the small of your back with an arrow pointing down saying "this way to the party"? From Mike
  • Make love to your sister while knowing she was your sister or your brother while not knowing he was your brother? From J-Willy
  • Live free or die hard? From Cory
  • Be able to fly slower than you can walk, or only be able to see through ugly people's clothes? From Billy
  • See Norbit or have been involved in the production of Norbit? From Jeff
  • Know the meaning of life and not be able to tell anyone, or have everyone know the meaning of life besides you? From Iain
  • Live in Jack Bauer's LA or the island from Lost?
  • Marry Paris Hilton or accidentally hit her with your car?
  • Get a bad handjob from you grandma or get a good handjob from your grandma? From Kent
  • Get rich or die trying? From 50
And the winner Of The "I Hit Send Before I Was Done Typing" Award goes to Tim, who sent in this:

  • Would you rather smell like fish every day for a year

Thanks for the incomplete thought, Tim!

Send your best WYR's to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-15 14:50:45 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740486 Norbit Remix Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:45:51 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740486 Norbit Remix nonadult comedy It would be difficult to remix Norbit and make it look worse. Eddie Murphy, trailer remix, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740486"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/d/collegehumor.1af4baf66ada9adcfc7b9b7d2fb6ec3b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740486 Norbit Remix Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:45:51 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740486 Norbit Remix nonadult comedy It would be difficult to remix Norbit and make it look worse. Eddie Murphy, trailer remix, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740486"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/d/collegehumor.1af4baf66ada9adcfc7b9b7d2fb6ec3b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1741081 Sleepy Sloth Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:46:37 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1741081 Sleepy Sloth nonadult comedy When it comes to tired baby animals, the sloth is king. sloth, tired, animal, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1741081"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/3/collegehumor.75cb808f1a23546d56133a3326298c33.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 478 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1738603 To be continued... Sun, 04 Feb 2007 23:57:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1738603 To be continued... nonadult comedy To be continued... uh oh, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1738603"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/a/collegehumor.0cf01bb652de75778d63f75aefce7cb0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:13422">Red-Hot Racer</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:396"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 135 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715229 Cid's Corner Thu, 18 Jan 2007 13:08:41 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715229 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
And the nominees are...

The UpSlide - A Slide That Goes Up
by Sarah L., age 7


TV Book - A book that's TV
by Mark S., age 6

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What’s your favorite thing to comment on?
Hmm… I’ve never really thought about that. Probably other people’s comments.
Do you have a boyfriend?
I’m kind of between boyfriends right now.

What kind of chances do the guys hitting on you have of boning you?
That obviously depends on how far away from me they live. And, if for some reason we should ever meet in person, how drunk they get me.

What inspired you to upload that REALLY awesome picture of yourself in Christmas lights?
Frustration, mostly. I think I’ve been pretty vocal about how disappointed I’ve been with the majority of the Deck the Gals entries. They have been improving a little bit lately, but like 75% of the girls are still wearing the same pink Santa skirt. Putting forth that little effort is an insult to a contest whose purpose is to see how ingeniously one can decorate herself. It’s like those girls are saying, “I’m so hot, I don’t need to be creative,” but their appearances still get picked apart in the comments, so that’s obviously not working out for them. I was just trying to motivate girls to be creative and not rely on whoring it up to try to win. It should be about looking sexy AND having a clever idea.

Can we expect a similar one for Valentines Day?
Haha. Probably not.

Do the constant pick-up attempts deter you from commenting, or encourage?
They don’t really affect me. I mean, they’re in jest. It’s no worse than me saying that I love Streeter. Except I’m not kidding about that.

Why do you like Streeter Seidell so much?
Why wouldn’t I like Streeter? He’s funny and handsome, and he’s humble about it. I think boys often forget how endearing humility is. Humility and money.

Whatever.
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