What to give your girlfriend for her birthday: Do: Flowers Don't: Herpes
Referring to the golf video (www.collegehumor.com/video:1753091), I believe he said: "I try to flat load my feet so I can snap load my power package that way I can amplify both lag and drag pressure through impact fix as long as my number 2 power...
Get fired from your job with a bang: Don't: Show up late everyday Do: Your boss's wife
When your roommate passes out: Don't: help him to his bed Do: fart in his face
When your roommate leaves his computer unlocked: Don't: Lock it for him Do: meatspin.com