1. Did you click the link to see Crystal's MySpace again?
a) Yes (4 points)
b) No (0 points)
2. Was it to see if she had more pictures?
a) Yes (3 points)
b) Noooooo... (4 points)
c) No (0 points)
3. Is Jessica hot or what?
a) Fuck yeah! (4 points)
b) Yeah (3 points)
c) No (0 points)
d) Who? (-1 point)
4. Did you write an article about it?
a) Yes (10 points)
b) No (0 points)
c) Who? (-1 point)
-2 to 4 points You're a little lonely
4 to 12 points You're pretty goddamn lonely
12 to 22 points Holy pants go get a girlfriend, you freak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EXWO6QxE5s
Yeaahh wonderful,...